CODED Issues

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

#CODED-ish News::"My Husband Must Be 12 Years Older Than Me" - Former MBGN Sylvia Nduka

Everyone is entitled to his own opinions.
Do you think that age gap is too much or perfect for married couples?

By: Unknown On 7:07 PM

#CODED-ish News::"Don Jazzy Is Very Stupid For Disrespecting Nigerian Rappers" - Eedris Abdulkareem

In the aftermath of Eedris Abdulkareem's controversial lyrics insulting Don Jazzy for criticizing rap music as a profitable genre in Nigeria, the rapper solidified his point in a recent interview.

Eedris stated that while he was a very huge fan of the Mavins producer, the comment was "stupid", and that Don Jazzy had allowed the fame get to his head.

By: Unknown On 7:03 PM

#CODED-ish News::"Plane Crash Is An Act Of God" - Aviation Minister, Stella Odua

Aviation Minister, Stella Odua, while addressing journalists regarding the withdrawal of Dana Airlines' operating license, described plane crashes as 'an act of God'.

"We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God.

"Again, we do not speculate on the cause of accidents. Until they happen, you cannot say this is the cause or that is not the cause. But what is obvious and is the truth is that, in aviation, there are shared responsibilities, starting from the man that carries your luggage to the man that makes sure that your boarding pass is issued to you".

By: Unknown On 12:15 PM

#CODED-ish News::BELOW ARE THE 40 FINALISTS FOR MISS UNIVERSITY NIGERIA 2013

MISS NOVENA UNIVERSITY
MISS ABIA STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS
MISS LADOKE AKINTOLA UNIVERSITY
MISS BAYERO UNIVERSITY KANO
MISS NIGER DELTA UNIVERSITY
MISS UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN
MISS BENSON IDAHOSA UNIVERSITY
MISS DELTA STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE, ABEOKUTA
MISS ADEKUNLE AJASIN UNIVERSITY, AKUMBA
MISS UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA
MISS OSUN STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS UNIVERSITY OF BENIN
MISS NASARAWA STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECH. MINNA
MISS ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS NATIONAL OPEN UNIVERSITY
MISS CROSS RIVERS STATE UNIVERSITY OF TECH
MISS WESTERN DELTA UNIVERSITY
MISS FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECH. OWERRI
MISS AMERICAN UNIVERSITY, YOLA
MISS NNAMDI AZIKIWE UNIVERSITY
MISS IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY
MISS FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE, MAKURDI
MISS TAI SOLARIN UNIVERSITY OF EDUCATION
MISS AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY
MISS IMO STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS MADONNA UNIVERSITY
MISS EBOYIN STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS ANAMBRA STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS UNIVERSITY OF PORTHARCOURT
MISS UNIVERSITY OF MAIDUGURI
MISS TANSIAN UNIVERSITY
MISS UNIVERSITY OF CALABAR
MISS EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS BELLS UNIVERSITY OF TECH
MISS OLABASI ONABANJO UNIVERSITY
MISS BENUE STATE UNIVERSITY
MISS AMBROSE ALLI UNIVERSITY.

By: Unknown On 8:23 AM

#CODED-ish News::Yoruba Actor, Pa Kasumu Hospitalized! Needs N12m For Heart & Liver Treatments

Nollywood actor, Olukayode Odumosu popularly known as Pa Kasumu is struggling to stay alive at LUTH as he battles heart and liver diseases; "secondary prevention of repeat stroke," after a previous stroke. The 60-year old actor says, "I have spent so much on these diseases. When it was first diagnosed, the doctors said the ailment was severe, that they would need to control its progression for it not to affect my kidneys. This they did, and I was happy they succeeded, but now, other serious ailments have set in, necessitating this battle of survival. I am not tired yet; I still want to continue to make people laugh, but my failing health is a terrible obstacle."

He wants Nigerians, corporate organisations and the Government to help him stay alive because he can't pay for his treatment which will cost N12m.

To donate to the actor, please find his bank details below.

Olukayode Olugbenga Odumosu;
Diamond Bank
Account number: 0036059543.

Telephone numbers: 08033535159 and 08096762254.
His son, Tunde's num 08174435105.

By: Unknown On 8:20 AM

#CODED-ish News::Nigeria To Experience A Solar Eclipse On November 3rd

According to International time u.t.c a solar eclipse will occur on november 3 2013 which will be visible in some parts of the World.It will be visble in some cities in Nigeria eg.Abuja,Ilorin,Kaduna,Lagos and some other cities mostly in north central and west.
We're waiting......

By: Unknown On 8:18 AM

#CODED-ish News::SHOCKER: 9-Year-Old Boy Sneaks Into Plane, Flies To Las Vegas!

US authorities are still trying to figure out how a nine-year-old boy from Minneapolis travelling alone, boarded a plane without a ticket and flew to Las Vegas.

This happened Thursday morning at St. Paul International Airport, Minneapolis.
Police said the boy was somehow able to get through three levels of security.

The flight crew reportedly became suspicious of the boy during the flight, and contacted police, who met them in Las Vegas when the plane landed.
Airport officials reviewed security footage and found out that the boy spent a good amount of time at the airport before boarding the plane.

CNN reports that the boy was at the airport the day before. He passed his time by taking luggage from a carousel, bringing it to an airport eatery and then ditching it, asking a server to watch the bag "while he went to the restroom."

Then the following day the child took the train to the airport, cleared security and nearly made it to Las Vegas without detection. Police believe the boy is a runaway, and he was returned to his parents.

By: Unknown On 8:14 AM

#CODED-ish News::The Okoye Brothers 'P-square' Are The 2nd Richest Artistes In AFRICA As 2Face Drops To 7th

Just like Forbes, Huffington post has also released a list of its own version of 10 richest african musicians. See the names of Nigerian musicians who made the list below.
1. Youssou N'dour
2.Psquare
3. DBANJ
4. Koffi Olomidé
5. Salif Keita
6. Fally Ipupa
7. 2face Idibia
8. Hugh Masekela
9. Banky W
10. Jose Chameleone.

By: Unknown On 8:11 AM

#CODED-ish News::MEET The Sexiest Woman Alive, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson has earned the title for a second time seven years after being named Esquire magazine's sexiest woman alive. Johansson, who also won in 2006, is the first woman to get the honor twice.
The acclaimed actress, whose films include Girl With A Pearl Earring and The Avengers, celebrated the accolade with a cover shoot for the popular glossy monthly.

By: Unknown On 8:08 AM

Jay Z and Beyonce Named No.1 Power Couple in America

Vanity Fair has named Jay Z and Beyonce the No.1 power couple in America, beating the Obama's to the top position. According to Vanity Fair's 'New Establishment' for 2013, Jay Z and Beyonce, who were ranked number 8 last year, are the most important powers that be in the U.S this year.

Helping them nab the top honor was Jay Z's new album, Magna Carter Holy Grail, which went double platinum and Beyonce's Super Bowl halftime performance, plus selling out her world tour and releasing a documentary about her life on HBO.

See Vanity Fair's top 25 New Establishment ranking for 2013 after the cut...

By: Agent Coded On 2:22 AM

#CODED-ish:::Sex at an early age made Chris Brown a beast in the bedroom

No wonder Rihanna & Karrueche want to die there. Hehe. In a recent interview Chris Brown recalls losing his virginity at age eight and how it made him a beast in the bedroom...

From The Guardian

He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. Seriously? "Yeah, really. Uh-huh." He grins and chuckles. "It's different in the country." Brown grew up with a great gang of boy cousins, and they watched so much porn that he was raring to go. "By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I'm saying? Like, girls, we weren't afraid to talk to them; I wasn't afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it." (Now 24, he doesn't want to say how many women he's slept with: "But you know how Prince had a lot of girls back in the day? Prince was, like, the guy. I'm just that, today. But most women won't have any complaints if they've been with me. They can't really complain. It's all good."

By: Agent Coded On 2:21 AM

#CODED-ish: Iyanya hacked on Twitter and Facebook

Press statement from Iyanya's Made Men Music Group below..

In the past few hours Nigerian entertainer, Iyanya Mbuk along with his manager Ubi Franklin have been the victims of hacking.

Regrettably, the individual(s) involved have posted false endorsements on Iyanya’s Facebook page and Twitter with the aim of deceiving fans and followers for personal gain, and have maliciously changed Ubi Franklin’s Twitter handle.

We’re currently working with Twitter and Facebook to regain access to the accounts and in the meantime fans can continue to interact with Iyanya via his official Instagram account (@Iyanya).

Iyanya apologises for any inconvenience caused and urges fans to ignore any requests that the hackers might make.

By: Agent Coded On 2:18 AM

CODED-ish News:: T.B Joshua speaks on Boko Haram

Getting Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua to speak on pressing national issues came with its obstacles. But with persistence, Kehinde Oyetimi got the popular pastor to speak.See what he said on Boko Haram and other issues below:

By: Unknown On 1:16 AM

Monday, October 7, 2013

CODED-ish News:: Julius Agwu And Wife Welcomes Baby Boy

Comedian Julius Agwu and his wife, Ibiere, welcomed a baby boy today October 7th. Ibiere gave birth to the little bundle of joy in a hospital in the US. The new addition to the family has been named Zadok Chibuike Julius Agwu. Julius and Ibiere already have a 4 year old daughter, Zahra Agwu. Congrats to them.

By: Unknown On 8:07 PM

#CODED-ish News::Female Fan Goes Crazy At CokoBar Concert, Shows Crowd All Her 'SELLING POINTS' [PHOTOS]

View more photos below;

By: Unknown On 5:38 PM

#CODED-ish News::Desperate Nollywood Actress, Empress Njamah Goes Topless [PHOTO]

Empress Njamah is desperate to come back to reckóning in the movie industry. She tried to grab attention in this bóobs-danglíng pix but it didn't work.
What do you think?

By: Unknown On 5:34 PM

#CODED-ish News::"2Face Is Still A Learner, I've 168 Kids from Different Women" - African China Boasts

Onuoha said that he was not a sex-freak but he was unable to turn down sexual advances from his teeming female fans.

The artiste, who sometime ago was involved in a sex scandal in the United Kingdom, said he decided to accept the pregnancies because he did not want the ladies to abort the pregnancies.

"It is not that I enjoy running after the opposite sex, but as a star, I always find them around me and there is no way I can just chase them away. As a matter of fact, I have an option of telling the ladies to abort the pregnancies but I know the Holy Bible is against such."

Raised in the slum of Ajegunle, Onuoha said he wonders why people castigated hip hop artiste, Innocent Idibia, better known as Tuface, for having children from different women.

With the sex scandal still haunting him, Onuoha warned people who may want to bring his hard earned reputation into disrepute to be prepared for war.

"My brother, some people may want to use the sex scandal against me but they do not know that they may incur the wrath of the law because I have been certified clean by a competent law court in the United Kingdom. Such people would pay through their nose," he said.

Commenting on how he is being perceived by his fans for fathering 168 kids, he noted that he bears no grudge over their reactions as he owes them no apology.

On his sudden disappearance from the music scene, he said he didn't go off the music circuit but had been in the studio working on a new album that is about to be released.

According to him, "I'm not finished yet, I am still in the music industry. My fans who want to see more of me can come to Ibiza Nite Club where I anchor a show."

He urged his fans to be prepared for his latest album as it would rock their world and the entire music industry.
"It is not as if I'm boasting but I have dedicated so much of my time and energy to it because I have already set a standard and that standard will not drop but will continue to rise because I am born to sing and entertain people."

By: Unknown On 5:31 PM

#CODED-ish News::Reasons Why ASUU Is On Strike [A Must For All Nigerian Students]

For those who do not understand "Why ASUU is on strike" - Please read this and share widely... Its Embarassing, Unbelieveable.

1. Less than 10% of the universities have Video Conferencing facility.

2. Less than 20% of the universities use Interactive Boards

3.More than 50% don't use Public Address System in their lecture OVERCROWDED rooms/theatres.

4. Internet Services are non-existent,or epileptic and slow IN 99% of Nigerian Universities

5. Nigerian Universities Library resources are outdated and manually operated. Book shelves are homes to rats cockroaches

6.No university library in Nigeria is fully automated. Less than 35% are partially automated.

7. 701 Development projects in Nigerian universities 163 (23.3%) are abandoned 538 (76.7%) are PERPETUALLY on-going projects

8. Some of the abandoned projects in Nigerian universities are over 15 years old, some are over 40 years old.

9. 76% of Nigerian universities use well as source of water, 45% use pit latrine, 67% of students use bush as toilet.

10. UNN and UDUS have the highest number of abandoned projects (22 and 16 respectively).

11. All NDDC projects across universities in Niger Delta States are abandoned. About 84.6% of them are students' hostels

12. 77% of Nigerian universities can be classified as "Glorified Primary Schools" Laboratories are non existing

13. There are 8 on-going projects at the Nasarawa State University, Keffi. None of them is funded by the State Government

14. 80% of Nigerian Universities are grossly under-staffed

15. 78% of Nigerian Universities rely heavily on part- time and visiting lecturers.

16. 88% of Nigerian Universities have under-qualified Academics

17. 90% of Nigerian Universities are bottom-heavy (with junior lecturers forming large chunk of the workforce)

18. Only 2% of Nigerian Universities attract expatriate lecturers, over 80% of Ghanian Universities attract same

19. 89% of Nigerian Universities have 'closed' (homogeneous staff – in terms of ethno- cultural background)

20. Based on the available data, there are 37,504 Academics in Nigerian Public Universities

21. 83% of the lecturers in Nigerian universities are male while 17% ar female. 22. 23,030 (61.0%) of the lecturers are employed in Federal Universities while 14,474 (39.0%) teach in State Universities.

23. The teaching staff-students ratio is EMBARRASSINGLY very high in many universities:

24. LECTURER STUDENT RATIO: National Open University of Nigeria 1:363 University of Abuja 1:122 Lagos State University 1:111

25. (Compare the above with Harvard 1:4; MIT 1:9; Yale 1:4, Cambridge 1:3; NUS 1:12; KFUPM 1:9; Technion 1:15)

26. Nigerian Universities Instead of having 100% Academics having PhDs, only about 43% do so. The remaining 57% have no PhDs

27. Nigerian University medical students trained in the most dangerous environment, some only see medical tools in books

28. Only 7 Nigerian Universities have up to 60% of their teaching staff with PhD qualifications

29. While majority of the universities in the country are grossly understaffed, a few cases present a pathetic picture

30. There are universities in Nigeria which the total number of Professors is not more than Five (5)

31. Kano University of Science & Technology Wudil, established in 2001 (11 years old) only 1 Professor and 25 PhD holders.

32. Kebbi State University of Science and Technology, Aliero, established in 2006 has only 2 Professors and 5 PhDs

33. Ondo State University of Sci & Tech Okitipupa, established in 2008, has a total of 29 lecturers.

34. MAKE-SHIFT LECTURING SYSTEM: Out of a total of 37,504 lecturers, only 28,128 (75%) are engaged on full-time basis.

35. 9,376 (25%) Nigerian Lecturers are recycled as Visiting, Adjunct, Sabbatical & Contract lecturers.

36. In Gombe State University, only 4 out of 47 Profs are full-time and all 25 Readers are visiting.

37. In Plateau State University, Bokkos, 74% of the lecturers are visiting.

38. In Kaduna State University, only 24 out of 174 PhD holders are fulltime staff.

39. 700 EX-MILLITANTS in Nigeria are receiving more funds anualy than 20 Nigerian universities under 'Amnesty Scam'

40. 80% of published journals by Nigerian University lectures have no visibility in the international knowledge community.

41. No Nigerian academic is in the league of Nobel Laureates or a nominee of Nobel Prize.

42. There are only 2 registered patents owned by Nigerian Academics in the last 3 years.

43. Numerically more support staff in the services of Nigerian universities than the teaching staff they are meant to support.

44. More expenditure is incurred in administration & routine functions than in core academic matters in Nigerian Universities.

45. There are 77,511 full-time non- teaching staff in Nigeria's public universities 2 Times number of academic staff.

46. University of Benin, there are more senior staff in the Registrar cadre (Dep. Registrars, PARs, SARs) than Professors.

47. Almost all the universities are over- staffed with non- teaching staff.

48. There are 1,252,913 students in Nigerian Public Universities. 43% Female 57% Male.

49. There is no relationship between enrolment and the tangible manpower needs of Nigeria.

50. Nigerian Uni Horrible hostel facilities, overcrowded, overstretched lavatory and laundry facilities, poor sanitation, etc.

51. Except Nigerian Defence Acadamy Kaduna, no university in Nigeria is able to accommodate more than 35% of its students.

52. Some universities (e.g. MOUAU) female students take their bath in d open because d bathrooms are in very poor condition.

53. Laundries and common rooms in many universities have been converted into rooms where students live, in open prison style.

54. In most improvised cage called hostels in Nigerian Universities, there is no limit to the number of occupants.

55. Most State universities charge commercial rates for unfit and unsuitable hostel accommodation

56. In off-campus hostels, students are susceptible to extraneous influences and violence prostitution, rape, gang violence.

57. Nigerian University Students sitting on bare floor or peeping through windows to attend lectures

58. Over 1000 students being packed in lecture halls meant for less than 150 students

59. Over 400 Nigerian University students being packed in laboratory meant for 75 students.

60. University administrators Spend millions to erect super-gates when their Libraries are still at foundation level; Expend millions to purchase exotic vehicles for university officers even though they lack basic classroom furnishings; Spend hundreds of millions in wall-fencing and in-fencing when students accommodation is inadequate & in tatters;

61. Govt interested in spending money on creation of new uni instead of consolidating & expanding access to existing ones; Keen to award new contracts rather than completing the abandoned projects or standardizing existing facilities; Expend hundreds of millions paying visiting and part-time lecturers rather than recruiting full-time staff.

62. Govt spending hundreds of millions in mundane administration cost instead of providing boreholes and power supplements; Govt hiring personal staff, including Personal Assistants Special Advisers, Bodyguards, Personal Consultants, etc.

Feel Free To Share This If You Want ASUU Strike To End Soon!

By: Unknown On 5:28 PM

#CODED-ish News::Miley CyrusMurders Hannah Montana on SNL

Hannah Montana will no longer party in the U.S.A. ... cause she's dead -- this according to Miley Cyrus.Miley dropped the bombshell during last night's "Saturday Night Live" opening monologue ... but didn't go into detail about how H.M. bit the dust.The singer also talked about her infamous VMA performance -- and said she's done twerking ... 'cause "white people" made it lame.Not one peep about Sinead O'Connor.R.I.P. Hannah Montana 1992-2013.

By: Unknown On 10:35 AM

#CODED-ish News::Lamar Odom-Drugs Are Expensive But Porn Isn't

In what could be a significant cost-cutting move, Lamar Odom has added to his obsessions -- but unlike his serious drug problem ... his newly acquired porn pal is free.Lamar has set his sights on Tube8 -- according to his Twitter page -- a site that touts, "Everything always tastes better when it's free, including porn."It's unclear when Lamar and Tube8 linked up, but Lamar is very fussy about what he follows. And only follows 50 celebs ... including Justin Bieber, Floyd Mayweather and the Kardashian/Jenner clan.So for the time being, and clearly not of his own choice, Lamar has replaced Khloe with about a thousand other cool chicks.

By: Unknown On 10:32 AM