Friday, April 4, 2014
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#CODED-ish News::Nigerian Leaders Should Produce Their Certificates Of Mental Fitness - NMA President Demands
Osahon Enabulele who said Nigeria loses $800 million on account of foreign medical care also told the conference that Nigeria was losing about $800 million on account of foreign medical care.
While discussing President Goodluck Jonathan's March 17 speech to the Conference, on Wednesday, Mr. Enabulele, who is also the National President of the NMA, said giving the leadership problem Nigeria is facing, it becomes necessary to look at the medical and mental fitness of its political leaders.
According to him, political leaders should produce their certificates of fitness while taking their oaths of office.
"A time has come for us to look at the mental and medical fitness of our political leaders," he said. "When they are taken oath of office, it should be ensured that they also produce a certificate of mental fitness."
He regretted that the nation loses a whopping $800 million on account of foreign medical care sought by Nigerians, although he did not state the source of his record and what timespan it covers.
The NMA President questioned the commitment of Nigerian leaders to the health of its citizen, adding that there was no health right entrenched in the Constitution.
He proposed a massive health policy that would cater for the health needs of the rural dwellers.
Mr. Enabulele, who stated that the president's speech was the best he ever delivered, however, asked the Conference to look into the rising cost of governance in the country.
#CODED-ish News::SEE How Much Fine Students Caught Cheating In WAEC Would Have To Pay
According to reports, the lawmakers sought to amend the existing West African Examination Council Act, 2004, to provide penalties of up to N200,000 against offenders.
House Majority leader, Mulikat Akande-Adeola, who led a debate on the bill, stated that Sections 20/21 of the Principal Act would be amended to increase the current fine of N2,000 to N200,000.
Akande-Adeola said: "Because of the high incidences of examination malpractices, Council thought it fit to amend the whole of Section 19 of the Principal Act, providing the offences constituting such malpractices to include illegal possession of examination papers.
"Having fore-knowledge of the contents of an examination paper or makes use of an examination paper or the content of it in any manner whatsoever without lawful authority."
The majority leader also informed the House that "Nigeria is the only country out of the five countries constituting the council's membership that has not ratified the convention.
The other countries in the council are Ghana, Liberia, Sierra Leone and the Gambia.
It could be recalled that only 86,612 candidates, representing 29.17% obtained credits in five subjects and above, including English Language and Mathematics at the last November/December Senior Secondary School Examination results released by WAEC.
Announcing the results in Lagos, Head of National Office, Mr Charles Eguridu said: "Of the total of candidates that sat the examination, 120,115 candidates, representing 40.46%, obtained 6 credits and above; 161,721 candidates representing 54.48% obtained 5 credits and above.
"In addition, 198,832 candidates, representing 66.98% obtained credits and above in four subjects while 230,325 candidates representing 77.59 obtained Credits and above in 3 subjects. A total of 256,500 candidates representing 86.41% obtained credits and above in 2 subjects."
Thursday, April 3, 2014
#CODED-ish News:: Boat with Workers returning from work capsize, 8 dead
The ferryboat which belong to Bell Marine Company began its journey from Ebute-Ero under the Eko Bridge around 6pm and headed for Ikorodu when it hit a rock and capsized.
Ibrahim Farinloye, Spokeperson for National Emergency Management Authority, Southwest Zone, confirmed the incident and said that NEMA officials and Naval Officers as well as local divers are patrolling the Lagoon to find the remaining six unaccounted occupants.
This incident is happening just two weeks after a boat capsized in Festac Town Lagos were 13 people reportedly died.
#CODED-ish News:: Another 'ritualist den' found in Ogun State
A man from Ado-Ekiti Ekiti State who had lived as a mad man in the Iyana Egbado village in Ewekoro LGA of the state was seen carrying a nylon bag yesterday in a suspicious manner. Residents of the area decided to find out what was in his nylon and upon tearing it, it was discovered it contained decayed human intestine stained with blood. He was about to be lynched but was quickly saved and whisked away by men of the Ogun State Police command.
The suspect later took the police to his hideout where sliced pieces of human parts, plastic containers filled with human blood, ladies pants, brassiers, ladies and men shoes, blood stained dresses and duvet, knives, various non-functioning electronics parts & assorted soft drinks were found. Continue
The State Police Force PRO, Muyiwa Adejobi, confirmed the incident and said the state Commissioner of Police, Ikemefuna Okoye, has instructed the suspect be brought to the state Police Headquarters where a full-scaled investigation would be launched.
#CODED-ish News:: Congolese student plunges to death in US after consuming marijuana
According to Denver Mmedical examiner, 19 year old exchange student from Republic of Congo, Levi Thamba Pongi (pictured above) jumped to his death after eating a marijuana cookie that his friend legally purchased in one of Colorado's recreational pot shops, marking the first time since recreational marijuana was legalized in the state that eating pot was listed as a “contributing factor” is someone’s death.
The late teen had been visiting Colorado with friends while on Spring Break in March. Investigators believe that Levi and his companions made the trip to Colorado specifically to sample the state’s legally available marijuana, including pot cookies.
From Inquisitr.com
But the trip ended with Levi Thamba plunging off a Holiday Inn balcony after experiencing a bad reaction to consuming a pot cookie, authorities say.
At age 19, Thamba is actually not able to purchase a pot cookie or any other form of legal marijuana in Colorado where, as with alcohol, the minimum age is 21. It is also illegal from a person over 21 to buy recreational pot and give it to an underage person.
Police said that one of the members of Thamba’s group was over 21 and therefore could buy pot, but assuming that person gave the pot cookie to the now-deceased 19-year-old, he may now face felony charges. Authorities had not decided yet.
The four friends were staying at a Holiday Inn in northeast Denver when Thamba ate the pot cookie that he legally was not supposed to be able to possess. Then something strange happened. According to what his friends told investigators, he started going crazy.
Thamba began pulling objects off the wall of the Holdiay Inn room and acting very aggressively. His speech became “erratic.” His friends tried to get control of him and thought they had succeeded in calming him down. But before they knew it, Thamba bolted out of bed and on to the balcony. And then he jumped over the edge.
Was it a bad pot cookie that caused the bizarre and ultimately fatal reaction? According to the medical examiner, one of Thamba’s companions also ate some of the cookie bit began feeling ill, so he stopped.
Thamba’s blood tested positive for 7.2 nanograms of HC, the active ingredient in pot, per milliliter. The legal limit for driving in Colorado is five nanograms. Thamba tested negative for alcohol and for a list of 250 other drugs and substances.
“We have no history of any other issues until he eats a marijuana cookie and becomes erratic and this happens,” said Michelle Weiss-Samaras of the medical examiner’s office. “It’s the one thing we have that’s significant.”
Before coming to Colorado and eating the ill-fated pot cookie, Thamba had studied for just a few months at the Wyoming college of about 2,000 students, not far from Yellowstone National Park.
#CODED-ish News:: EFCC quizzes Stella Oduah over bulletproof scandal
Oduah, who arrived the Idiagbon House Headquarters' of the EFFC office in Abuja at about 10.05am, was there till about 3pm.
Sources at the EFCC told reporters that Ms Oduah co-operated well with the interrogators and made useful statements that would help in further investigations. She was given provisional bail yesterday and is expected to appear before the EFCC investigators in the nearest future.
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#CODED-ish News::UNIBEN Stampede: Many Injured During Students Screening
This comes barely 2 weeks after many people suffered in the course of the immigration chaos while trying to apply for the aptitude test.
Today's stampede occurred when the students attempted to force their way into the building, and the UNIBEN security closed the gate against them, an eyewitness named Osas said. Many of the students fell, while hundreds of others were stepping on those on the ground.
According to the information gathered by The Nation, scores of students have sustained injuries.
Speaking with The Nation correspondent at the place of the incident, Osas said that several students were rushed to the hospital, adding: "But am not sure anyone died, though many of them were seriously injured."
University's Public Relations Officer, Barr. Harrison Osarenren, said there had been no casualties during the screening.
#CODED-ish News::Barcelona Makes Official Statement Over FIFA Ban, READ What They Plan To Do
Investigations had been conducted by Fifa Transfer Matching System (Fifa TMS) and then by Fifa Disciplinary Committee to check on Barcelona activities over the course of last year and they were found to have breached international transfer rules regarding the transfer of minors.
The investigations particularly monitored Barcelona transfers between 2009 and 2013 and According to article 19 of the Regulations on the Status and Transfer of Players, international transfers of Foreign players are only allowed if the player is older than 18, exceptions may only be given after evaluation by the sub-committee of the Players' Status Committee.
The Disciplinary Committee sanctioned Barcelona with a ban on Future transfers at both international and local level for two complete transfer windows and also fined the club CHF 450,000 (€369,000).
Below is the full official statement released by Barcelona on their website a moment ago:
Following the sanction imposed by the FIFA Disciplinary Committee on FC Barcelona (FCB) for offenses involving the transfer and registration of players under 18, FCB would like to make the following points:
According to the official statement released by FIFA, the Royal Spanish Football Federation has also been sanctioned the transfer of international minors.
The statute that FCB allegedly infringed upon is intended to protect minors from the actions of sports clubs that incorporate players without ensuring the required attention necessary for proper development, FCB itself does guarantee the development of its players through the model of La Masia.
La Masia's model incorporates educational training programs, accommodation, meals, medical care, attention to the needs of children and sports development plans. FCB forms people before athletes, a fact that has not been considered by FIFA, which applies a penalty criterion that ignores the educational function of our training program.
All FCB players have always had their federal licenses as required by the respective federations. All of them at all times.
Some of the players affected by FIFA's ruling have even been called up by the Catalan Football Federation to participate in the regional championships with the Catalan team.
Since this process was started by FIFA, the federation licenses held by the affected players have been withdrawn and they have not featured in official matches. Thus, there has been no non-regulatory participation in athletic endeavours by any of the aforementioned players.
FC Barcelona has not breached any civil law and all children who train at La Masia are legal residents in the country.
Players whose federal licenses have been nullified by FIFA have had the option of continuing in the Club, which is committed to ensuring their education, in order to avoid social harm, despite the fact that they are banned from featuring for FCB.
No player of FCB is in an administrative irregular situation.
FCB has communicated the need to revise the regulations intended to protect minors on various occasions to FIFA. The intent is to make said regulations more effective.
FCB's development model has always received the express recognition of FIFA, La Masia has always been used as an example of good practice.
FCB's candidates for the Ballon d'Or is an example of FIFA's recognition of our sports training and development procedures.
FCB's training model aids the families of many players to integrate into society.
In Catalonia alone it is estimated that 15,000 underage players born outside of Spain and registered with their federation who, according to the criteria used in this case by FIFA, would have to be considered to be in a similarly unauthorised state.
For all the above mentioned reasons, FCB will be presenting the corresponding appeal to FIFA and should it be necessary, take the resulting resolution to the Tribunal d'Arbitratge de 'Esport (TAS).
FCB will also demand the relevant interim measures needed to preserve the Club's rights, amongst which are those along to it to sign players in transfer windows.
#CODED-ish News::Ronaldo Equals Messi's Record
Ronaldo scored his 14th Champions League goal of the campaign to match the competition's record mark for goals in a season set by Lionel Messi in the 2011/12 season.
The Portugal star scored in the 57th minute of the quarterfinal first leg tie at the Bernabeu to put Real 3-0 up.
Brazilian international Jose Altafini, who also played for Italy, also scored 14 goals in the 1962/63 European Cup for AC Milan.
Looking to avenge their semifinal defeat at the hands of the Germans last season, Madrid flew out of the traps and were ahead within three minutes when Gareth Bale poked home from Dani Carvajal's pass.
Isco doubled Real's lead after 27 minutes as his low shot from the edge of the area curled into the bottom corner.
However, Real's night was soured somewhat as Ronaldo had to be substituted late on due to what appeared to be a minor knee injury.
Ronaldo was replaced by Brazilian midfielder Casemiro 10 minutes from time, but the former Manchester United man was able to walk freely as he made his exit, suggesting he should be fit for Real's trip to Real Sociedad on Saturday.
Madrid had also suffered a disruption just before the game as Angel di Maria was ruled out with gastroenteritis, but they didn't miss a beat without the Argentine as his replacement Isco pulled the strings in midfield.
#CODED-ish News:: PHOTO LEAKS: Female Student Of Covenant Uni Doing Things
Sadly, I heard Covenant University has expelled Bisi over the mess. What is she going to tell her parent?
#CODED-ish News:: How To Trigger Her Pleasure Points With Foreplay
Married: How To Trigger Her Pleasure Points With Foreplay By whisperNaija | April 2, 2014
Welcome to SexVille Tuesday! Sure you have been expecting it and today, we are going to tackle one problem that most women complain about men. No woman loves a 2 minutes man, someone I call Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam man.
You know the type of man that is all fire, set the woman aflame and while she is just getting set to enter the second gear, he is done and dusted. Phew, could be so disheartening.
Women love guys who are adept in the art of foreplay, being able to make his woman orgasm over and over again before he even thinks of himself. Yes, that is the word: get her all worked up and ready for you.
We are giving you 14 of such hot foreplay tips and tricks to pleasing your woman. But do not use them all up in one night!
1. The Great Warm-up
This is the pre-coital massage, the prelude to the main event. As a warm-up to the main occasion, start by massaging the length of her legs, from her upper thighs down to her ankles. Then focus on the feet, kneading her heels and all other points beneath. Then zero in on the toes and stretch them individually. Of course, if her hygiene encourages you to suck her toes, you'll have her in ecstasy.
2. Ask What Turns Her On
Come right out and ask what she likes during sex. Most women appreciate men who want to make sure they're satisfied and if she notices you're working hard to please her, she'll be more likely to return the favor.
3. Boost Your Foreplay Quotient
Improve the quality of foreplay and she'll never again bug you about the quantity. If you act as if you're just going through the motions to get to the sex, she's going to notice, and it will take longer for her to get excited. So do what you want to do. If you like how her calves feel, stroke them. If you like her butt, kiss it. When a man loves what he's doing, it's going to show through and turn her on too.
4. Go Easy
Yes, the clitoris is the obvious place to focus your attention. Still, many men do wrong by it. Direct stimulation of the clitoris can actually be painful, so it is much better to rub the clitoral hood, that point where the tops of the labia meet, or to rub along the side of the clitoris than it is to go straight for the head of it. When playing with the clitoris focus on the clit, and not on the act itself. The clit reacts best to being teased, so you want to lick it and suck on it a little, build a little tension, then back off on it a bit before going at it again.
5. Drive Her Wild With The 'Figure 8′ Technique
You wonder what this technique is right? Well, it is just this: When you're at her service down below, work the super-sensitive area around her clitoris in a figure-8 pattern. Arouse her with gentle sucking until the little button swells, then carefully expose the area with your fingers. Use the slippery underside of your tongue to circle it to the left and then to the right. With the rougher top side of the tongue, flick from right to left and then up and down. Finally work up to figure 8s, alternating between your tongue's smooth underside and firmer tip. Constantly vary the degrees of pressure you use.
6. Expand Your Repertoire
Expand your repertoire of oral sex with this method: You lie perpendicular to her body, which allows you to stroke her clitoris with your tongue in a crosswise motion, rather than up and down. She'll appreciate the change in stimulation – hopefully, enough to return the reward.
7. A Body Part You Shouldn't Neglect
Oft overlooked as mere roadblocks to the vagina, the labia are packed with nerve endings and are not to be ignored. Hold each one between your thumb and forefinger and massage it, working your way up and down. Or, using all of your fingers and your palm, 'smoosh' the labia together, almost like you're gently kneading dough.
Watch out for the concluding part next week.












































