Friday, February 1, 2013

Dangote Paid Graduate Drivers N30,000 For 3-Months Training


Dangote just paid d first set of dangote graduate drivers a little sum of 30000 naira for the 3-months training. Most trainees resigned from their places of work for dis job because they felt dangote as a well multinational company would better their lives. Is this to say that it was all a scam?

A MUST READ: Dangote’s modest offer and the unexpected response



Culled from THE GUARDIAN

RECENTLY, the Dangote Group was looking for 100 trailer drivers but, unexpectedly, the company received applications from 8,460 B.Sc. holders, 704 masters degree holders and six PhDs. As usual, this incident received varied reactions, mostly from the court of public opinion. A majority was critical of Nigerian political leaders and the current state of the nation’s educational system, some simply cursed the country out, while the rest displayed their displeasure at the man who made a simple offer.

A MUST READ: The Story of a Young Girl " I Will Never Have Sex Again, I Am Tired Of Faking The Enjoyment"




My strategies for avoiding sex had run out and so, as the inevitable happened, I simply hoped my boyfriend could not tell that I was enduring, rather than enjoying, our encounter.

John was a virgin when we met, so I assume he did not realize how strange and dysfunctional our perfunctory couplings were. We'd abstain for months until, finally, he'd start bribing me with gifts to go to bed with him. But I loathed it. I dreaded the foreplay, and the act itself repulsed me. I could only bear it by focusing my mind on something else.

It's not that John was a particularly inept lover - he wanted very much to please me - nor was this a terminal case of bedroom boredom. The problem is that I have always detested sex: the idea of it, the fact of it, and the repellent notion that society seems to revolve around it.

PHOTOS: Journalist Exposes Her "V" While Interviewing Prime Minister On TV



An X-rated TV prank has left the prime minister of Serbia feeling a little overexposed after he was flashed by a glamorous presenter during an interview.

She greets the Prime Minister with kisses on each cheek before sitting down opposite with her legs crossed. After asking Mr Dačić some political questions, the presenter appears to be listening intently before casually uncrossing her legs. The country's Socialist party leader Ivica Dačić wasn't midway through a discussion about Balkan politics when the young woman, wearing a particularly short mini dress, uncrossed her legs to reveal she wasn't wearing any underwear.  Fortunately the camera covers her modesty with a 'censored' sign, but the look of shock on the Prime Minister's face shows he has clearly noticed the wardrobe indiscretion. He stumbles across his words but appears to keep his cool remarkably well.

The YouTube video, a clear copy of the famous scene starring Sharon Stone in the 1992 film Basic Instinct, has already had more than 1.2million hits.

See photos after the cut...

Saburi Graduates After 14 Years In OAU




The news of his graduation spread like wildfire last Saturday following his post on his Facebook page which heralded the news.His Facebook page was awashed with encomiums and congratulatory messages.Akinola Saburi a.k.a Malcom X's joy knew no bound when he wrote his last paper on Saturday after spending over a decade(1999-2013).

PHOTO: Flavour N'abania, Eating Akpu In Public!


Flavour N'abania certainly knows the flavour of Akpu and vegetable soup oh. . . The food was so good he did not even care if he was snapped. Choiii! Wetin the "buka" woman put for her food sef?

Canned Fresh Air For Sale In China By Multimillionaire


Tired of China's pollution problem, a multimillionaire has begun a tongue-in-cheek campaign involving selling canned fresh air.

Chen Guangbiao, who made his fortune in the recycling business and is a high-profile philanthropist, handed out soda pop-sized cans of air, purportedly from far-flung, pristine regions of China such as Xinjiang in the northwest to Taiwan, the southeast coast.

See Man Who Claims to Have Survived Without Food And Water For 70 Years



Source: Fox News...

Indian doctors are studying an 83-year-old holy man who claims to have spent the last seven decades without food and water. Military doctors hope the experiments on Prahlad Jani can help soldiers develop their survival strategies. The long-haired and bearded yogi is under 24-hour observation by a team of 30 specialists during three weeks of tests at a hospital in the western Indian city of Ahmedabad.

Listen to LOS Ft BankyW & Sarkodie - Bad Guy P (remix)

                                     
Its really a Bad Guy P, L.O.S teams up with Banky W of EME and Sarkodie for the remix of Bad Guy P, am really waiting for the video, meanwhle, check on this.
Download song HERE

Goldie, Kween & Denrele Pose For SIMS Magazine

                             
Denrele strikes a pose with Goldie and Kween in the volume 1 edition of SIMS Magazine.

See more photo snapshots after the cut...

Worshippers give Bishop Oyedepo 700 cars as offering


This actually happened a few weeks back but I'm only just hearing about it. According to sources in the know, during Winners Chapel Cross Over service on Tuesday January 1st in Canaanland, Ota, Ogun state, worshipers of the church made donations of over 700 exotic cars to the church.


 People who felt they had been richly blessed in 2012 came to the cross over service with different donations, most significant was the number of exotic brand new cars and SUVs that flooded Canaanland.

The people who donated them dropped the keys and documents of the cars during offering. The church auctioned the cars at very cheap prizes to its members. Some cars were sold for as low as N300k.

See the Yahoo Boys that were Arrested by the EFCC Recently


     
Press statement from EFCC...

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has arrested twenty suspected internet fraudsters. The arrest which was carried out in a joint operation with officers of the 4 Brigade of the Nigerian Army, Benin, followed intelligence report on their activities. They were nabbed in a surprise raid on their Cyber office tucked in an old building located on Siluko Road, Benin City.

New Music Video: Tonto Dikeh ft Snypa - Itz Ova

     The much awaited Tonto Dikeh “Itz Ova” video has been released. Watch it below...

Kim kardashian Flaunts Baby Bump




Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian who announced her pregnancy in December of 2012 was Wednesday  night spotted in a Lycra wear as she heads home from the gym.

Pregnant Kim Kardashian was spotted with a growing baby bump in Los Angeles on Wednesday night.

The hardworking celebrity recently took to her Twitter page to express her pregnancy experience in a tweet that states:

“Was so lazy but had to get that workout in! I’m so not a night workout person.”

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Is this the real Emmanuel Eboue dissing Nigerians on Twitter?



 
I'm beginning to think that this may not be the real Emmanuel Eboue, though quite a number of people believe it's him. 

The Ivory coast football player (if it's really him) is taking his criticism of the Super Eagles to another level by slamming and insulting Nigeria as a whole. See his Tweets below.

 
See more tweets after the cut

Kelvin Okafor's Truly Amazing Drawings



A series of pencil drawings by a north London artist has been amazing art critics.

Kelvin Okafor, from Tottenham, has scooped a number of national awards and exhibited art galleries across the country.

The 27-year-old Middlesex University Fine Art graduate's drawings are often mistaken for photographs.

He is from Nigeria but stays in Tottenham. His art works are usually mistaken for photos. Fantastic art works. One of his art work or any is sold for £10,000 which is approximately #265,000 in Nigerian currency.

That is the minimum amount especially depending on who or what he is painting. If he is to paint the queen of England it should be a higher amount. And to the surprise of people, his work sells quickly and to a lot of people. Very profitable I must say.

See Kelvin Okafor's paintings; amazing drawings most people insist are photographs.





See more paintings and a Video after the cut...

Nigerian Prostitutes Promise one week of free sex if Super Eagles win Gold




The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for moving on to the Quarter Finals stage of the Orange African Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013, urging them to go for gold. ANP in a statement issued through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and bringing back the trophy.

Don Jazzy Defends D'banj On Twitter



Remember D'banj had a spat with a fan some days ago he called the fan a fool ? Another fan tried to get on D'banj's nerves today, but before D'banj could read or reply the tweet, Don Jazzy already replied on his behalf.

We are just disturbing ourselves, who knows whether behind our back; both of them meet and laff or sip champagne together

Kano State to close 2,000 illegal private schools



Kano State Task Force on Private Schools, Wednesday, said it has concluded plans to close down over 2,000 illegal private schools and colleges operating across the state.

Chairman of the Task Force, Alhaji Baba Umar, told reporters  that the step became imperative following the failure of proprietors of such schools to conform with laid down rules and regulations in the state.

Umar said: “Majority of the 3,500 private schools and colleges operating across the state are  illegal; no formal registration with government and over 2,000 of the affected schools operate below the benchmark set by government.”

He further noted that this was happening in spite of substantial investments by Governor Musa Kwankwaso’s administration in the education sector, describing the situation as unacceptable.

Source: vanguard

World’s Largest Cigar Sells For N29m



Juan Panesso, from CigarsDirect.com, an online cigar shop specializing in foreign cigars put up $185,000 for a giant 19-foot Gran Habano #5 El Gigante on Sunday morning.

Panesso placed his bid on the mighty beast for a private collector in a special cigar auction.
“A guy called and he needed to locate a few high-end cigars,” Panesso said. “We pride ourselves on finding the hard-to-find cigars,” he said. “This shows we are able to fill all our orders.”

The cigar, nearly 19 feet long and more than 3 feet wide, came in its own carrying case, a 900 pound round wooden crate that looks like an old steam locomotive. It sat inside a Clearwater warehouse Sunday awaiting the gentle hands of workers to crate it up and ship it out on Tuesday, TBO reports.

The cigar came from a collector in Miami, he said, and it has been in the public before, on display at cigar shows and events. It took 16,000 wrapper leaves to sheath the tobacco, which is enough to make 25,000 regular size cigars. The beast weighs 1,600 pounds, paper ring included.

DELSU University Worker To Die By Hanging.



A 27-year-old clerical officer of the Delta State University, DELSU, Abraka, one David Wonder  Erhirhie has been sentenced to death by an Orerokpe high court in the State, having found him guilty of killing a female student, Princess Chinoso Ijezie  who was seeking for admission at the University sometime in 2009.

Hadiya Pendleton shot dead.The 15 year-old performed at Obama’s inauguration



hadiya Pendleton shot dead
It is so sad to hear that Hadiya Pendleton has been shot dead. The fifteen year old girl performed at President Obama’s inauguration just last week. Pendleton was shot dead while she was playing with her friends in a bullet scarred Chicago.

Pendleton was hanging out with a group of her teenage friends under a canopy in Vivian Gordon Harsh Park on Tuesday when a gunman ran down an alley, opened fire at the group and fled in a white car, police said.

Pendleton was shot in the back but managed to run about a block before she collapsed, officer Laura Kubiak said. She died at the hospital.

Chief Michael Adeojo of Elizade Motors fathers twins at age 75



Reports have it that the highly successful business mogul, Chief Michael Adeojo’s former secretary turned wife, Funmi has just delivered a set of twins in a London hospital a few days ago.

Top auto merchant, who runs Elizade Motors, Chief Adeojo, will be 75 in June, though before the arrival of the bundles of joy, we gathered he’s going to throw a big bash to celebrate his 75 birthday, however, with the new development now, it’s going to be double celebrations.

For those who don’t know, Chief Adeojo is the father to the fashion designer of repute, Deola Sagoe who is doing well in the needles and thread business.

Chief Adeojo’s Elizade Motors is Nigeria’s biggest distributors of Toyota motors.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) Gives US$30,000 To Each Super Eagle Player For Getting To Quarter-Finals



Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) Gives US$30,000 To Each Super Eagle For Getting To Quarter-Finals
THE Nigeria Football Federation yesterday dolled out US $30,000 to each member of the Super Eagles for qualifying for the quarter final of the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations.

The Super Eagles yesterday defeated Ethiopia 2-0 in a tension soaked match played in Rustenburg. The Eagles qualified alongside Burkina Faso from Group D.

Burkina Faso on the other hand ended their tie with Zambia 0-0 at the Mbombela Stadium, Nelspruit. The result ensured the elimination of Zambia that ended third in the log with 3 points from three matches

"I am not interested in marriage" - Seun Kuti


The Afrobeat prince who recently turned 30 told an Encomium mag reporter that he ‘doesn’t do marriage’ when asked when he plans to get married…

“No, I don’t do marriage. Anything that I stand the risk of potentially losing half of my earnings is not something I look forward to. Anything that has the potential of that for any reason whatsoever, I try not to indulge.


Tonto Dikeh drop ‘Itz Ova’ video Tomorrow



Tonto Dikeh, nollywood actress recently turned singer says she’s set to drop the video of her hit song ‘Its Ova’ on Thursday, 31st January. Her songs,’Its Ova’ and ‘Hi’ were ridiculed by many Nigerian Music lovers. She has refused to give up on music.
Her Words
“Itz finally here, the video for my single Itz Ova ft Synpa will be released on Thursday d 31zt * Are u Ready? #POKO#”, she says.

Scary 2013 Prophecies from Apostle Johnson Suleiman

I stumbled upon this prophesy and decided to share it with you CODED-ish readers. It's from Apostle Johnson Suleiman, the
founder and senior pastor of Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide. 

These are not prophecies given out of personal interest or animosity but are direct words from the Holy spirit. If prayers are made negative prophecies can be averted.
1.      House of Representative to lose some members to death, prayers needed
2.      Alhaji Bamanga Tukur will be the last united PDP Chairman, as there will be great in-fighting in PDP.
3.      There will be major boom and breakthrough in the agriculture this year
4.      CNN will lose major staff.
5.      Nollywood will keep losing people unless prayers are made and repentance; Many have gone fetish and there is high rate of immorality. I see three major stars dying this year unless prayers are made.
See more after the cut...

Kris Jenner lands her own television talk show

The Kardashians truly keep on dominating American Pop Culture. The Kardashian Matriarch, Kris Jenner, will launch her own talk show named "Kris" on Fox entertainment later this year, Twentieth Television announced today. 'Kris' will be a one-hour show featuring celebrity guests, fashion, beauty and lifestyle discussions

 Kris, 57, said: 'This is something I have wanted to do all my life so it’s definitely a dream come true! I can’t wait for this new adventure to begin.'

Chris Brown, Frank Ocean fight at recording studio in LA

                 
Openly gay R&B singer/songwriter Frank Ocean claimed on Twitter that he was attacked by Chris Brown and a 'couple of guys' at a recording studio in LA.


Sources close to Chris told reporters that Frank Ocean started it by blocking Chris and his crew as they made to leave the studio. Another report claims they fought over parking space, while another claimed Ocean called Rihanna a 'Hoe' and that enraged Chris who attacked Ocean. Police was called to the scene of the fight but Chris and his crew had left before they arrived. Frank Ocean was questioned but no arrest was made and no one is pressing charges...

PHOTO: Rick Ross crashes Rolls Royce into building





American rapper Rick Ross smashed his Rolls-Royce into an apartment building in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida early this morning while attempting to flee from a drive-by shooting. TMZ is reporting he was the intended target.

According to reports, around 5am Rick Ross and a female companion were leaving a party on Las Olas Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale when a car pulled up along side Rick's dark colored Rolls and opened fire.

Rick swerved to avoid being hit and crashed into an apartment building at SE 15 Avenue.

Neither Rick nor his passenger were hit. Security cameras at a building across the street from the crash were rolling during the incident and cops are hoping the footage will either reveal the identity of the shooter or at least show the vehicle.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Exclusively Meant for Couples: Sexual Pleasure Points



couple intimacyOne major factor that causes fights between couples, and which is hardly voiced out but often drives either of them away from home into the waiting hands of extra marital affairs, is sex. A lot of beautiful marriages have been ruined just because partners were not sexually satisfied and they found it difficult or unholy to speak out. Most of those who do not have extra marital affairs suffer in silence and die slowly of emotional trauma.

This is one reason that has driven me to go the extra mile to discover how such people can be helped. The most guilty are the religious ones who are highly inexperienced and ignorant of what sex is and does in marriage. This group of people are the most at risk when confronted with sexual harassment. Have you wondered why many religious leaders are involved in sexual scandals today? Don’t go too far seeking for an answer; I can bet it’s due to lack of sexual satisfaction.

Please read this piece I stumbled on as I searched for the way forward vis-a-vis sexual satisfaction:

VIDEO: BasketMouth (comedian) jokes on Jonathan’s achievements


                                      
Famous Nigerian Stand-up comedian and events emcee, Bright Opocha popularly known as ‘Basket Mouth’ Counts Numerous Achievements of President Goodluck Jonathan’s Administration.

New Music: Ikechukwu ft Wizboyy - Balabala

                                                 
Ikechukwu aka International Killz is back again as he drops his first single in 2013... It is titled Balabala and it features the master of high life music, Wizboyy. Produced by Mavin's Baby fresh. Listen to it below...

D'banj Exchanges words with a fan on Twitter

                              
D'banj tweeted that this week will be great as he had surprises in store for his fans. He then tweeted the photo above that says DKM - D Kings Men. A fan apparently had other ideas about what DKM stands for. He tweeted - DKM? D'banj Killed Mohits?. D'banj didn't find the tweet funny and replied the guy, calling him a fool...lol
See tweet below...

CAF dismisses Egyptian Referee who officiated Nigeria vs Zambia match


The 36 year old Egyptian referee who officiated the match between the Super Eagles of Nigeria and Chipolopo of Zambia on Friday January 25th, has been dismissed from the on-going 2013 Africa Cup of Nations as a result of poor officiating.

Ghead Grisha awarded a controversial penalty to Zambia in the 85th minute which enabled them draw level in the group C match.

The Nigeria Football Federation, NFF immediately sent a protest letter to the Confederation of African Football, CAF, asking the football governing body to look into the questionable call by Grisha.

A top official of CAF said today that Grisha 'has been sent home. He will have no further action at this Cup of Nations. His decisions did not tally with best practices of the refereeing profession and we would not allow anyone to start re-writing the rules of the game here'

P-Square acquires N450m US mansion


One arm of P-Square, Peter, is on a buying spree again. Only last year, the duo acquired a private jet that cost millions of naira. Now sources say Peter has splurged a whopping N450 million to acquire a home in the United States.
On the social media platform, Instagram, Peter had posted images of him and his baby mama, Lola and their son in the newly acquired property, saying that people might call it showing off but he calls it ‘chop my money’.
He went on to tell people not to hate him but love him for acquiring the mansion he described as ‘Squareville’

View 31 Job Vacancies Here!!!


Well, I stumbled on this & I felt it would be nice for CODED-ish readers to view these job opportunities too!!!

JOB OPPORTUNITIES:

Landover Aviation Massive Recruitment (31 Graduates & Experienced Positions).

Landover Group is a leading Aviation services & Airline group with Headquarters in Lagos and branches nationwide.

We are desirous of engaging highly competent, resourceful and talented individuals to join our team for the positions below: 

Sunday, January 27, 2013

How Palace Guards saved Emir of Kano’s life

The Emir’s vehicles riddled with bullets during the attack. Inset: Emir of Kano, Alhaji Ado Bayero
The Emir’s vehicles riddled with bullets during the attack. Inset: Emir of Kano, Alhaji Ado Bayero
Penultimate Saturday, history chose to repeat itself with fatal precision. This is about the story of two Emirs of Kano, whose body guards paid the supreme price for the safety of their temporal lords. In the afternoon of February 2, 1903, the Palace of Emir Alu, then Emir of Kano, was besieged by the British.

Their mission was to extract surrender from what appeared to be the last bastion of defence for the ancient city. Having convinced itself of the bounden duty to conquer the city in the quest to appropriate the massive land of Kano for Her Majesty , the British troops, under the command of Colonel Moorland, finally invaded the palace.

Drug dealing Catholic Priest arrested by FBI



A suspended Roman Catholic priest was arrested on federal drug charges this month for allegedly having methamphetamine mailed to him from co-conspirators in California and making more than $300,000 in drugs sales out of his apartment in Waterbury in the second half of last year.

Along the way, authorities said, he bought a small adult video and sex toy shop in the nearby town of North Haven named ‘Land of Oz & Dorothy’s Place,’ apparently to launder all the money he was making.

He has pleaded not guilty, and jury selection in his trial is scheduled to begin March 21.
Wallin, 61, was the pastor of St. Augustine Parish in Bridgeport for nine years until he resigned in June 2011, citing health and personal problems. He previously served six years as pastor of St. Peter’s Church in Danbury until 2002.

Breaking News: ASUU Chairman Kidnapped


ASUU chairman of RSUST, Hon. Felix Igwe has been kidnapped by unknown gunmen. Authorities of the Rivers State University of Technology are yet to provide or release any official information about the kidnap as at the time of filing this report. If you have updated information about his kidnap, please do inform the Police.

Final year Igbinedion Student, Bolaji James Odubayo Missing



Bolaji James Odubayo, a 20 year old final year student of Igbinedion University, Okada is nowhere to be found.

After bidding his family good bye on January 14th, he departed their Aguda, Surulere residence, and set off for a bus to take him to school.

According to his mother, “he left with a travelling bag and a shuttle bag wearing a white and green shirt atop a violet pair of trousers bidding farewell to his younger sister who was at home at the time he left.

“He told me before I left home earlier that he was going to board a bus at Edegbe Line for Benin and I told him to call me immediately he gets to campus but he never did. Although he was not having a cell phone with him, he had lost his phone before he arrived from school late in December for holidays. We never talked about a new phone before he left,” she stated.

The worried sick widow and mother of four says she has been to everywhere possible to inquire into the whereabouts of her son.

She says, “I have gone everywhere I know and contacted those of his friends I know. I have gone to Edegbe Line to ask whether he boarded any of their buses to Benin but they said no.

“I requested for their manifest for that day which they provided the following day but with no trace of his name on it. I have also reported at Sholoki, Aguda Police station near our house. He was supposed to be writing his final exams now and all his friends at school also said they have not seen him. I also called one of his lecturers who also said the same thing. After making an entry of the case, the police only told me to go and pray over it.”

Madam Odubayo urged anyone with information about where her only son could be found to contact her on 08065264917 or Nina on 07054013462 or Nosa Ojo on 07030618904 or the nearest police station.

I Love TerryG -Tonto Dikeh


        
Controversial actress, Tonto Dikeh will not cease to swim in controversies. If you’re a follower of the Nollywood goddess on twitter, you would have noticed that she has included something in her profile.

Read this, “Who eva said Succezz waz a slow procezz waz mos defntly not talking abt Mii/Businezz tycoon/Nollywood Actress*#IAMPOKO#Teamlovethyself#I luv TerryG.”

Need we say more? She has recently included her last line and I hope Terry G feels the same way she does.

Meanwhile, a close friend of the sultry actress said that she and Terry G will make a good companion, reason being that, Terry G is a drug addict and Tonto is a drunkard and like the usual saying, ‘it takes two to tangle’.
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