2013-12-29 ~ CODED Issues

Friday, January 3, 2014

#CODED-ish News: Nigerian Ports Authority Massive Recruitment 2014.

Graduate Fire Officers at Nigerian Ports Authority

The Nigerian Ports Authority is a government owned agency charged with the responsibility of Port Administration in the underlisted locations: Lagos, Port Harcourt, Onne, Warri, Calabar.
The Nigerian Ports Authority wishes to recruit suitably qualified candidates for the positions of: Fire Officer II (Salary Scale SSS4) in order to ensure safety of our operations.

Job Position: Fire Officer II (Salary Scale SSS4)

Locations: Lagos, Port Harcourt, Onne, Warri, Calabar.
Cadre: Officer

Responsibilities
Supervision and manning of designed Fire Post within the port facilities.
Report incident (if any) in written form to superior officer
Ensure safety and efficient running of fire engines and hydrants
Take command and control in case of emergency
Ability of driving articulated Fire Engine

Qualifications
Minimum of B.Sc or HND in Social Sciences and Humanities or IFE Level 4 Certificate in Fire Science and Fire Safety
Age range: 22-35 years
Application Closing Date
10th February, 2014.

Method of Application
Qualified and interested candidates should send their applications with comprehensive CV stating email, contact address (not P.O. Box), mobile telephone numbers and qualification within six (6) weeks of this publication (10 Feb. 2014) to:

The General Manager Human Resources
Nigerian Ports Authority
26 / 28 Marina, Lagos
OR
Email to: info@nigerianports.org

Note: Only short-listed applicants would be invited for interview and be required to undergo written test, interview and medical examination.

By: Unknown On 12:15 PM

#CODED-ish News: NIGER DELTA UNIVERSITY TO RE-OPEN JAN 3RD

The Bayelsa government-owned Niger Delta University (NDU), Amassoma, will resume academic activities on January 6, 2014, its Registrar, Tombra Morris-Odubo, has said. The registrar made the disclosure in a statement issued in Yenagoa on Monday.

He stated that all students were expected to return to school on January 3, adding that first semester examination would commence on January 13. He noted that the university fixed the date for the resumption after its Senate reviewed the academic calendar of the institution.

According to the calendar, first semester examinations will commence one week after resumption, beginning with the Faculty of Education on January 13. Beke Tuobokiye Sese, the Chairman of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) of the institution, said he had not been contacted on the resumption date.

He, however, said lecturers were ready and willing to return to the classroom after the five-month nationwide strike by university teachers. "We are ready for academic work so as to make up for the lost time," he said.

By: Unknown On 12:03 PM

#CODED-ish Gist: 13 SONGS THAT ROCKED NIGERIAN CAMPUSES IN 2013

1. Limpopo- Kcee
"Oya limpopo. Baby, oya limpopo…" Kcee, a former member of the pop duo, KcPresh, certainly released the biggest song of 2013. The Del'B produced track, written by Harry song took over the airwaves and got Kcee an endorsement deal with telecoms company, MTN, and a nationwide tour with Star Music Trek, amongst other goodies.1. Sho le –

2. Gobe- Davido
Gobe almost took the shine off Sean Tizzle's 'Sho le' as the first single of the year for Omo Baba Olowo. It became an instant hit across the country and Africa. With production from usual suspect, Shizzi, Gobe instantly took over charts and dance floors for a good part of the first and second quarter of the year.

3.Caro - Starboy ft Wizkid & LAX: Love is such a beautiful story to tell and it was told exceptionally by Wizkid and fast rising Starboy act LAX in this sizzling number. Caro once again re-echeos Wizkid's penning skills. It's a stripping song about the search for a mystery girl; completely gripping listeners when it hit airwaves in August. Its a dance number that could get a DJ shot if missed in raving clubs. A beautiful performance that not only showed brilliance on the part of the acts but the transformation that happens to a song when driven by a gripping story.

4.Skelewu - Davido: [/b]This is one music that hit our airwaves lately this year, adjoined by controversies during the making of the video. It is still banging all over the nation, with new dancestep coming to replace the likes of Azonto and Etighi, in our dance preference, courtesy of O.B.O.it is unarguably the biggest song of 2013

5. Ada Ada- Flavour
The wedding song released by afro-highlife singer, Flavour, went on to become a staple at almost all traditional and church weddings in 2013. The video won multiple awards including four at the Nigerian Music Video Awards, NMVA. It pulled over 2 million views on YouTube, thus, becoming the most watched music video in Nigeria for 2013.

6.Sean Tizzle
This was probably the first hit song of 2013. A certain Sean Tizzle teamed up with music producer D'Tunes's Difference Entertainment and broke into the industry with Sho Le (co-written by Sound Sultan). The club track didn't waste time in getting attention as it rocked the airwaves and several charts across the country.

7. Rotate – Wande Coal
Wande Coal, dropped a couple of singles in 2013 but Rotate stood out as one of the hits of the year. The Donjazzy produced song was heavily laced with Wande's usual rhyming style. The Black Diamond proved that he still had what made him the toast of music lovers in 2008.

8. Durosoke- Olamide
"Take it out side, basket; Take it inside, koroba …" that's the intro to Yoruba lingo rapper, Olamide's hit single, Duroske. The pop-rap single dominated the airwaves for a better part of 2013 even when Olamide released other singles or freestyle.

9. Personally- Psquare
The video dedicated to late pop icon, Michael Jackson, hit over a million views on YouTube within three months of its release.

10. Pullover Over – Kcee feat Wizkid
With a remix featuring producer, Donjazzy, and a video with cameo appearance by popular comedian, Saka, Kcee's Pullover was a super hit. Although released in the last quarter of the year, the video has over 748,000 views on YouTube, thereby ranking as the second most watched Nigerian music video of 2013.

11. GhostMode by Phyno ft. Olamide
This song one tha united the east and the west. Anyone who loves good music and listened to the song for the first time would love it. And these song began a marrage beween Phyn and Olamide as they have anoda song together.

12. The Matter by Maleek Berry ft. Wizkid
2013 seems o be Wizkids year. Any song he touched turned to gold. Everyone wanted him on their track cause he had the magic wand. The matter was a song that got all the campuses on fire.

13. Runmad by Terry G.
Terry G reintroduced himself with these song o remind us he is not going anywhere. After a brief silence, he came out with these song to remind us he is the number one mad man.

By: Unknown On 11:58 AM

Thursday, January 2, 2014

#CODED-ish News: Old Picture Of Obasanjo And His Family

Here is the picture of the former Nigerian military head of state, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo and his family. Busola is on the extreme right after Mrs. Remi Obasanjo (Obasanjo’s former wife), Iyabo is sitting next to General Obasanjo on the left, Enitan is with Obasanjo, Segun is next to Iyabo and Gbenga is to the extreme left

By: Unknown On 2:31 PM

#CODED-ish News: 2014 Prophecies By Pastor W.F. Kumuyi Of Deeper Life Bible Church

The key that opens and closes significant door

The lord has the key of David. Any door he closes no one can open and any door he opens no one can close.

2014 the lord shall give you the key of heaven, whatsoever you bind on earth shall remain bind in heaven and whatsoever you loose on earth will be loose in heaven Mttw16:19

Act 12:7 The lord shall send his angel to deliver you from every chains of Bondage in Jesus name

The Angel of the lord shall open a way for you in Jesus name

Act12:10
When peter get to the door, the door of the prison opened Automatically

The door of any form of prison will open Automatically for you this year in Jesus name
Door of blessing
Door of Miracle
Door of Santification
Door of Righteousness

Deu28:7
The lord shall help you to defeat your enemy and they shall scather in all direction

Deu28:8
The lord shall help you to succeed in all your works
Your harvest will be so large that your store house will be filled

This 2014 will be a year of open door to you, for the lord shall give you the key to open and close every significant door

NO LACK, NO LOST, NO LIMITATION

MIND YOU, THE LORD IS GOD AND HE CHANGETH NOT

The soul that sinneth shall die

If you regard Inequity in your heart, the lord shall not hear your prayers

The lord will not suspend his law for the year2014 and bless sinners.
These blessings are not for drunkers
These blessings are not for prostitute
These blessing is not for sinners

Unforgiveness of the heart will shut the door against you

Bitterness of the heart will close the door against you

Hatred, Anger, Envy, Jeleousy, Social Attitude will shut the door against you

December 31, or January 1st will not change the words of the bible.

This year
1. Be slow to Anger
2. Stop any kind of lies
3. Avoid people who can get you sin
4. Avoid False Revelation
5. Avoid false dreams
6. This is not the year to dress like Harlot

7. This is not the year to dress like the Babylon woman

8. This is not the year to paint your face like the Egyptians, Cusmetic of the world, Tatoo's of the world
9. Avoid Facebook samson or Delilah

10. This is not the year to make friendship with the world James4:4

if yea keep my comandment, you will be my possession among all people says the lord.
Job36:11-12
If you serve me, you shall spend your days in posperity and your year in pleasure

many people will always want to skip the verse 12 which says

But if you obey me not, you shall perish by the sword and shall die without knowledge.

Read it or not, it's God's word and must come to pass

By: Unknown On 2:23 PM

#CODED-ish News: Kenyans ridicule President Jonathan over Presidential fleet...lol

Kenyans mock President Jonathan over fleets of presidential aircraft he when he traveled with when he visited Kenya during their just concluded Independence Day celebration...

The woman in the video said:

"Your president visited our country with seven private jets and that's never happened before. We were all excited. This is Nigeria. It's the country with the largest private jets. Seven private jets only. I know there must be more but for us still that was wow. Everybody came in their own jets"

Madam, why are you hating on our president nah. Is it because your president has only one or two private jets? And for your info, our president has 10 private jets, not 7, 10! And our government has budgeted N1.52b for the maintenance of the aircraft this year, so please stop jealousing us. Lol. We are so ridiculous in this country. Watch the video below...

By: Unknown On 2:13 PM

#CODED-ish News: Read actor Benjamin Joseph's funny New Year message

He shared this as a broadcast on his BB yesterday. No oshofree things this year. Hehe. Read below..

"Happy New Year folks, glad we all had a seamless crossover into the new year. It is new year, things take a turn for the better. Change is constant. We should all desire to grow and achieve as much as God desires for us. Please permit me to share this general announcement:

Please don't ask me to do things pro bono for you, or your organization/magazine/newspaper/etc, unless you fancy being let down, personally.

I have serious bills to pay, just like the rest of y'all, so if you want to hire my services, we can talk, but otherwise, don't even think about approaching me - the time for me to pump up my resume with the fleeting thrill of being a good samaritan is over unless you pay for it. I repeat over! And nope- no friendship calls as far as business is concerned.

Thanks, I have to draw the margin somewhere, and since this last yearly quarter seems to be the one where I've been asked the most for free expertise, let me reiterate once and for all: nothing in the world is free, my expertise being the least amongst them."

By: Unknown On 2:11 PM

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

#CODED-ish Gist: [A MUST READ] Eagles Will Win WC 2014 If……Guru Maharaj Ji

In what appears to be a dicey pronouncement which many may want to question, the Spiritual Leader of One Love Family, Satguru Maharaj Ji, who against all odds predicted victory for the Super Eagles at last Nation’s Cup has again stirred the hornet’s nest with his prediction that Nigeria will lift the 2014 World Cup in Brazil.

He made the comment in his Spiritual Village, Ibadan while speaking with our correspondent during an exclusive interview on plans to mark his spiritual birthday on January 1, 2014.

However, his latest prediction was predicated on some conditions. “I have said it and nothing will change it. If the Super Eagles handler, Stephen Keshi, shows more love to Maharaj Ji, the true name of the Almighty. He will lead the team to victory that will shock the world.

“I want him and top shots of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) to visit Maharaj Ji Village and let us have a discussion. Let them come and put Maharaj Ji’s power to test. I cannot be here and Nigeria won’t be able to conquer the world.

“I told them before that Eagles will win the Nation’s Cup and so it was. The powers of Chukwujekwukwu will touch the players again and they will have strength to run faster as children of the light than any other team at the tournament. Nigerians should come and avail themselves of the opportunity of the power now.

“Keshi should humble himself more. I foresee the cup coming to Nigeria in 2014. Nigerians should stop doubting because the Living Perfect Master is talking. I think by now government in its own wisdom would have shown appreciation to me for the victory of Eagles at the last Nation’s Cup. They should know that it is only by encouraging me that they receive more,”

Satguru Maharaj Ji said. “Gone are the days when Africans were rated as push over in football. “Today, the black man is leading the world spiritually. That is why I am here as the Messiah of this era. Let the people try the power in Maharaj Ji Village and see if they will not be marveled.

“The players, particularly the goal keeper, should avoid wearing blue jersey which was one of the things that caused initial problems for the team during the Nation’s Cup before an NFF top shot got across to me to intercede. Blue is the colour of mermaid. That is not ideal for any progressive development.

“I have said it loud and clear that the cup is within reach and definitely it will come to Nigeria if the sports administrators and the coaches take the advantage. I cautioned Samson Siasia, the former Eagles’ handler, but he retorted saying ‘is Satguru God’? That affected him and he was booted out. However, not only the Super Eagles, tell other national teams to come and receive the power to excel and it shall be well with them at any tournament.”

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By: Unknown On 12:15 PM

#CODED-ish Music: Cobhams Asuquo releases new music - Ordinary People (listen)

New music from ace music producer, song-writer, singer and record label exec, Cobhams Asuquo ...titled Ordinary People. Enjoy below.

By: Unknown On 11:23 AM

#CODED-ish News::[ Photos] Rev Chris Okotie shows off his exotic & very expensive rides

The Household of God Head Pastor recently acquired a Rolls Royce Phantom said to be worth N80m and a Range Rover Autobiography worth N30million. He said he bought these cars to celebrate 27 years as a pastor and 30 years as a born again Christian. He opened his garage doors to Encomium magazine and let them take photos of his exotic automobiles to show to the world.

By: Unknown On 11:19 AM

#CODED-ish News:: Jonathan's Message to Nigerians on New Year & New Century Of Amalgamation

TEXT OF A NEW YEAR MESSAGE TO THE NATION FROM PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN

Dear Compatriots,

I greet and felicitate with you all as we enter the year 2014 which promises to be a momentous one for our country for several reasons, including the fact that it is also the year of our great nation’s centenary celebrations. I join you all in giving thanks to God Almighty for guiding us and our beloved nation safely through all the challenges of the outgoing year to the beginning of 2014.

Exactly 100 years ago today, on January 1, 1914, the British Colonial authorities amalgamated what was then the separate Protectorates of Southern Nigeria and Northern Nigeria, giving birth to the single geopolitical entity known as Nigeria. For us therefore, today is not just the beginning of a new year, but the end of a century of national existence and the beginning of another. It is a moment for sober reflection and for pride in all that is great about Nigeria.

Whatever challenges we may have faced, whatever storms we may have confronted and survived, Nigeria remains a truly blessed country, a country of gifted men and women who continue to distinguish themselves in all spheres of life, a country whose diversity remains a source of strength. We pay tribute today, as always to our founding fathers and mothers, and all the heroes and heroines whose toil and sweat over the century made this country what it is today.

As I noted, a few days ago, the amalgamation of 1914 was certainly not a mistake but a blessing. As we celebrate 100 years of nationhood, we must resolve to continue to work together as one, united people, to make our country even greater.

I assure you that our administration remains fully committed to the progressive development of our country and the consolidation of peace, unity and democratic governance in our fatherland. Despite several continuing domestic and global challenges, for us in Nigeria, the year 2013 witnessed many positive developments which we will strive to build upon in 2014.

By: Unknown On 5:33 AM

#CODED-ish News:: Aliko Dangote joins Twitter, gets verified even with no tweet

Africa's richest man Aliko Dangote has joined Twitter. And with no tweets yet, he's already verified. And within hours of joining, he's already had over 1,200 followers. Here's welcoming him to social media...

By: Unknown On 5:12 AM