Friday, September 27, 2013
#CODED-ish News::ODD: Meet The Artist Who Uses His Pènis To Paint [SEE PHOTOS]
The artist became popular after exhibiting on 10th Annual Sexexpo Show back in 2006. Tim presented his pictures and declared himself as the founder of a new genre – pénís-art.
Since then Tim Patch has really became a master of such an unconventional painting technique.
It's really symbolic that Prickasso, who uses his child-making órgán, therefore gives birth to new pictures.
Tim Patch admits that he is more interested in drawing women's portraits. Politicians celebrities and nature have a lower priority in his works.
It's hard to imagine how these ladies feel, as they see a nakéd man is just several meters away from them.
#CODED-ish News::"Call Off ASUU Strike Or We'll Close Down The Nation's School" - NUT Gives 2-Weeks Ultimatum
Mr. Michael Olukoya, the NUT President stated this in Abuja at the end of the Union's meeting with teachers' representatives across the country today, September 26, 2013. Mr. Olukoya said that members of the Union would not hesitate to close down the nation's schools, if the two parties failed to reach agreement after two weeks.
He described the current ASUU strike as nationalistic, patriotic and self-sacrificing.
#CODED-ish News::Chelsea Striker, Samuel Eto'o And Davido Show Off Their Rolex Watches (PHOTO)
Thursday, September 26, 2013
#CODED-ish News::SSANU Threatens To Go On Strike
Mr Promise Adewusi, the association's General Secretary, said this at a press briefing in Abuja on Thursday.
He said that the strike was being considered to protest against the stoppage of the salaries of university workers without any justifiable explanation.
He said that the strike was sequel to a letter written to the Vice-Chancellors of the affected federal universities and Senator Anyim Pius Anyim, the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF).
Adewusi said that letters were similarly written to the Minister of Labour and Productivity, Chief Emeka Wogu, the Minister of State for Education, Chief Nyesom Wike and the Executive Secretary, National Universities Commission (NUC), Prof. Julius Okojie.
He, however stressed that SSANU members would be directed to proceed on the strike if the government refused to pay the salaries.
Adewusi advised the vice-chancellors, the SGF and the ministers of labour and education to take immediate steps to remedy the situation.
"Our members in the effected universities have drawn our attention to the non-payment of their August salaries without any justifiable explanations, even as the month of September has almost drawn to an end.
"We, hereby, place on record that our members had long discharged their obligation as workers for the said month and they, therefore, deserve their pay.
"The non-payment of our members in the universities, when some other federal universities have since paid the August salaries, is viewed by our members as an act of punishment against them for working and this has made them restive.
"We, therefore, demand that the August salaries of our members in those universities be paid to them on or before Friday, 27 September, 2013.
"Failure to pay by the stipulated date will be regarded as a conclusive act of aggression against the economic rights and interests of our members," he said.
Adewusi said that the union would be at liberty to direct members to stop work, as they would no longer be in a position to continue to pay for their transport to work.
Also, Alhaji Mohammed Aliyu, the SSANU Chairman in Federal University of Technology, Minna, called on the Federal Government to pay the workers so as to promote industrial harmony.
Aliyu said that it was unfair for the government not to pay their salaries, considering the fact that SSANU had employed dialogue rather than embark on a strike like the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASSU).
He, however, warned the government not to misjudge the union's peaceful disposition as a sign of weakness.
"Government should not punish us because of ASUU is on strike. If that is what they intend to do, it means they are inviting more trouble in the system.
"We in SSANU believe that through continuous dialogue, contentious issues can be resolved; but for government to refuse to pay our members for two months is a call for confrontation," he said.
#CODED-ish Photo:: Chidinma Goes Top-less [PHOTOS]
#CODED-ish News::Okada Man Caught Making Love In The Bush With A Married Woman [SEE PHOTO]
According to report:
A mild drama played out in Orlu, Imo State, when a commercial motorcyclist, a father of two (names withheld), was caught pants down making love to a married woman in a lonely bush.
Giving account of what transpired to the police, the woman said she engaged the motorcyclist at Orlu to take her to her matrimonial home at Obibi-Ochasi.
She said when they got to a solitary area along the route, the man stopped ostensibly to ease himself.
She further told the police that while she was waiting for him to finish easing himself, the man emerged and started asking that they sleep together, adding that when she refused the amorous advance, the man grabbed her and forcefully lifted her into the bush.
The woman equally claimed that the rapist tore her inner wears to shreds, over-powered and rapéd her.
In his defence, the man claimed that the woman had been his concubine for years, adding that he had previously had fun with her at different times and places, including the spot where they were caught in the act.
He also claimed that he called the woman on her mobile line and asked her to meet him at the agreed spot in Orlu.
The man also claimed that when they got to the bush, the woman stripped herself nakéd, spread her wrapper on the ground and laid down before he started the act.
The randy motorcyclist, however, agreed that along the line there was a minor misunderstanding on the amount he should pay after they had satisfied themselves.
While the man claimed that the woman was asking for N500 for the service, he offered N200, which he said was the only money on him at the time.
NE equally gathered that plan was in top gear to arraign the alleged rapist in court to face trial.
#CODED-ish Photo::Secondary School Girls Turns Classroom Into Strippers Hall [PHOTOS]
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#CODED-ish News::ASUU Strike Will Soon Be Called-off
ASUU strike 'll soon be called off, says Okojie Prof. Julius Okojie, Executive Secretary of the National Universities Commission (NUC) says he is confident that the protracted strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) will soon be called off. Okojie, who spoke on Wednesday in Abuja at a media parley with journalists, said the commission was doing everything within its powers to ensure a speedy resolution of the issues raised by ASUU so that students could return school.
"We are part of the system and we understand the issues, we are meeting with members of the union all the time and the issues are being tackled. "So, we are optimistic the strike will soon be called off and our children can go back to school in the shortest possible time.''
He also reacted to the call by ASUU for NUC to be scrapped, saying "the call is not in good faith as the commission has not gone to sleep over its duties". Also speaking on the recurrent disagreements between the commission and some professional bodies over accreditation and running of certain courses by some universities, Okojie acknowledged that there were issues that needed to be resolved between both parties.
"There is no country in the world where regulatory bodies and professional bodies go to regulate at the same time. "So, it is true we are having problems with professional bodies in carrying out our mandate, but the issues too will soon be resolved and we can move on. The executive secretary, who said that the commission had closed many faculties not fit to run courses in certain universities, admitted that; "it is not easy to be a regulator''.
According to him, the commission was "silently regulating the system'' having to also pay professional fees and encourage professors to do accreditation. (NAN).
#CODED-ish News::American Singer, Nicki Minaj Exposes Her B00bs On The Street [PHOTOS]
#CODED-ish News:: [PHOTO] Chinese man grows new nose on his forehead after losing his nose in a car crash
He actually left his damaged nose unattended to after the accident which led to the infection and eventual deformity, leaving the surgeons unable to repair it.
Surgeons in China were left with no option than to create another nose for the man to breathe properly and then transplant it to the original place. The nose was created by placing a skin tissue expander onto Xiaolian’s forehead. This was cut into the shape of a nose and was supported by cartilage taken from the man’s ribs. Readmore...
#CODED-ish News:: Lagos-Badagry 10 lane Expressway and rail tracks(photo)
The Lagos –Badagry expressway is a Federal Government road which is currently being expanded to 10 lanes to accommodate a BRT lane and light rail through collaborative efforts of the state govt, the federal govt and international financial agencies.
Julius Berger is handling the 10 lane road segment while China Civil Engineering Construction Corporation (CCECC), is handling the Light Rail section of the road.
#CODED-ish News:: Mike Ezuronye’s 31st Birthday Party (Ini Edo, AY, Cossy, KCee) Pictures
NEW MUSIC VIDEO: Terry G – Chop Chicken And Die
No new words to describe Terry G. I’ve exhausted all my vocab on previous Terry G posts. Watch this web video for “Chop Chicken And Die”.
“Terry G the Akpako Master goes viral on this crazy video titled “Chop Chicken and Die”. We know the question would be why chop chicken and die? Well this video is a special message for all them haters out there who don’t want you to make headway in life.
This freestyle video was shot directly using a BBQ10 Smartphone without editing and this is another way the Akpako Master expresses himself. ” Anybody wey no wish me well chop chicken and die” a line to his enemies.”
CODED-ish Paparazzi:: [PHOTO] Tiwa Savage exposes her "V" while performing On Stage
Well, Tiwa Savage got busted by the sharp lens of a photographer while engrossed performing on stage and she was filmed with her ‘thing EXPOSED!!!’, which should have been an exclusive view for her man, exposed for the whole world to see. Chai, dis na bad market o.
Poor Tiwa Savage. As the story goes, she was performing at an event and her private property was BUSTED!!!. At least, people now know how it looks like; "***very colorful" No be me talk am ohhhh!!!...
CODED-ish News:: [WATCH VIDEO]Bill Gates admits Control-Alt-Delete was a mistake, blames IBM
If you've used an old version of the software or use Windows at work then you will have experienced the odd requirement. Gates expains the key combination is designed to prevent other apps from faking the login prompt and stealing a password.
"It was a mistake," Gates admits to an audience left laughing at his honesty. "We could have had a single button, but the guy who did the IBM keyboard design didn't wanna give us our single button." David Bradley, an engineer who worked on the original IBM PC, invented the combination which was originally designed to reboot a PC.
Read more to watch interview...
#CODED-ish News:: Students Insist On Planned Protest Despite Police Presence
ASUU has been on strike since June 1, 2013 following the inability of the Nigerian Government to honor the agreement it signed with the union in 2009.
The UNILAG students are also agitating for the reinstatement of their Student Union Government (SUG) as well as the reversal on the hike in tuition at the Lagos State University (LASU).
Coordinator of the Lagos State chapter, Joint Campus Committee of the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), Comrade Yaqub Eleto, said the body has a responsibility to ensure welfare of all students.
"For many years now, UNILAG has been without a Students Union and LASU school fees is too high. This is a developing country and we should be encouraging students to go to school rather than hike their fees," Eleto said, insisting that students would not give in for any kind of threat.
#CODED-ish News:: Lamar Odom Defends the Kardashians in Emotional Twitter Rant
In fact, while Khloe stayed pretty active on her social media accounts, Lamar hadn't tweeted anything since July 12.
However, when Lamar found out that his dad did an interview basically saying the Kardashians were to blame for his problems, Khloe's husband came out swinging.
After a quick tweet that simply said "Seeing the snakes," he followed up with this emotional message defending the famous family and praising them for the unconditional love they've shown him:
"Won't continue 2 speak on this but I have got 2 let this out real quick. I have let this man and many others get away with a lot of shit. He wasn't there 2 raise me. He was absent ALL of my life due to his own demons. My mother and grandmother raised me. Queens raised me. For the first time since they left, came a blessing of a FAMILY that I married into. FAMILY.
That man wasn't even invited to my wedding. He has never met my mother in law and some of my other family. How can a man who has NOT once called me to check on my well being have the nerve to talk so recklessly about his own "son". He is my downfall! His own demons may be the ONLY thing he gave 2 me.
He disrespecting the ONLY FAMILY that has loved me without expecting anything in return. They are the ONLY ones that have been here consistently 4 me during this dark time. Only person 2 blame is myself. Say what you want about me but leave the ones who have done nothing but protect and love me out of this!
This goes to out to everyone!"
Wow, that's some pretty intense stuff. Whether or not Khloe and Lamar end up working things out, there is no doubt about his powerful feelings for the family, which is actually really touching.
So far, Khloe hasn't responded to Lamar's message (at least not publicly), but hearing someone say such beautiful things about your family has to tug on your heart strings just a little bit.
#CODED-ish News:: Niger Delta’s Most Wanted Kidnap Kingpin Arrested In Port Harcourt
Mr. Ibruvwe's arrest came barely a week after he brashly gave the Federal and Delta State governments a 60-day ultimatum to develop the Urhobo area, particularly his community, Kokori in Ethiope East local government area, or risk heavy attacks on oil facilities.
Two security sources told SaharaReporters that the notorious kidnapper was arrested on Wednesday morning by a special squad of the State Security Services (SSS) deployed from the agency's headquarters in Abuja. "We were also assisted by some local security operatives based in Delta State to apprehended Henry at the early hours of today," one of the sources said.
Our correspondent was told that Kokori town had been taken over by men of the Joint Task Force (JTF) who mounted a coordinated attack to arrest other members of LIMUP as soon as the news of Ibruvwe's arrest filtered into the community.
#CODED-ish News:: Forbes Drops Their Annual Highest Paid Hip-Hop Artists List
Considering Bad Boy Records, Sean John, Blue Flame agency, and Ciroc, it isn't too surprising. Jay Z followed relatively close behind with $43 million. Check out the rest of the list below.
1. Diddy – $50 million
2. Jay Z – $43 million
3. Dr. Dre – $40 million
4. Nicki Minaj – $29 million
#CODED-ish News::Nigerian Music Is Unintelligent, Even Goats Can Dance To Our Music – Jesse Jagz
"My top 3 artistes in nigeria are me, me, me. no one works harder than me. i would love to see a lot of my colleagues step up their game.
This is not a Kendrick thing. You don't need Jesus to tell you that Nigerian music is unintelligent. Even goats can dance to our music.
He stressed further;
Can Jesse Jagz make Nigeria a better place for Wizkid ? Can Wizkid do same too? Let adults do better and let kids party. We need to leave something better for the coming generation.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
#CODED-ish News::Photo: Super Eagles Player, John Utaka Joins The Acting World
#CODED-ish News::Rihanna’s Instagram pics lead to 2 Thai men’s arrests
However, it appears the pop star's love of social media had some unforeseen ramifications for two men who met the starlet while she vacationed in Thailand.
The singer has been in Thailand on the island of Phuket taking a break from her Diamonds World Tour. She shared photos of her enjoying the sights and getting close to some of the native wildlife. Rihanna posted a link on Twitter to an Instagram image of her in sunglasses with a furry little primate perched on her shoulder.
The animal is called the slow loris it' is native to Southeast Asia and listed as a protected species.
"Look who was talkin dirty to me!" Rihanna tweeted along with the image.
Apparently, she had no idea of the animal's "protected" status. The loris is an endangered species. It is known to be illegally traded all over the world.
Authorities immediately sought out the two men who brought the loris out to the star and both men were subsequently arrested.
"Phuket authorities were alerted to the picture (of Rihanna), and last night police arrested the two individuals who brought out the loris as a photo opportunity for tourists," said Weera Kerdsirimongkon, a Phuket district police chief.
The two individuals, reportedly a 20-year old and a 16-year old, could face charges of posession of protected animals.
The charge carries a penalty of up to four years in prison and a 40,000 baht (roughly $1,300) fine.
According to Weera, the area is known for vendors exploiting exotic wildlife. Tourists pay to pose with the animals.
"It's like a cat-and-mouse game. But this time it's bigger because a celebrity like Rihanna posted the picture, and there were more than 200,000 `likes' from around the world," Weera said.
Rihanna has not spoken about the incident. She ended her stay in Thailand the following Sunday. She's now reportedly headed to Singapore, Australia and New Zealand.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
#CODED-ish News::Police Take Over UNILAG Gate To Prevent Students Protest Over ASUU Strike(PHOTO)
The students of UNILAG began mobilizing via social media networks late last week, inviting other students to join in a protest that would likely commence at the varsity gate like the fuel subsidy protest of January 2012, held at the Gani FAwehinmi Freedom Park in Ojota.
The students want the Nigerian government to quickly end the ongoing lecturers strike by honoring its agreement of 2009 with university teachers, but other issues topping their agenda include requests for the reinstatement of Student Union Government (SUG) at the University of Lagos (UNILAG) and reversal on the hike in tuition fees at the Lagos State University (LASU).
CODED-ish VIDEO: Davido UK Tour 2013 || London Performance
HKN superstar Davido is currently touring the United Kingdom. Last week, he sold out London’s famous IndigO2 Arena and also packed Birmingham Friday night.
Here are clips of Davido’s London performance.
CODED-ish VIDEO: Wizkid Concert, Amsterdam
StarBoy Music CEO, Wizkid, stormed Amsterdam a few days ago to perform in front of a sold-out crowd/arena. Watch highlights from the big night below.
VIDEO: Urban Diaries – Burna Boy
“Riding on the waves of a very successful debut album, Burnaboy is one great act to watch every time he makes an appearance.
Before performing to an ecstatic crowd in Port Harcourt, the city where Burnaboy grew up, We took a quick trip with him to his family house and caught up with a couple of friends he knew before his fame. They had loads to say about him as we spoke to some of them.
Watch and Enjoy!”
CODED-ish News:: Chimamanda Adichie & Husband Ivara Esege (photos)
Not many people know that Chimamanda Adichie (Award winning Nigerian writer) is married. Well, she is happily married to Ivara Esege, a medical doctor. She describes him as Nigerian, American and British.
Chimamanda herself was in medical school (University of Nigeria) for a year and a half before moving to the US at the age of 19. (The above picture was taken at the Farafina Literary Evening in Lagos).
CODED-ish News:: Chidi Mokeme Fights Depression After Paternity Mess With Jim Iyke’s Ex
The bobo in the picture above is our one-time happy Nollywood actor Chidi Mokeme who married a US-based Nigerian doctor last year.
Few months ago, the randy actor got into a one-night thing with an Abuja-based socialite lady named Hajia Habiba Abubakar.
The one night stand eventually led to her pregnancy and since then, the actor has become the shadow of himself. He has been spotted on several occasions with strange mallam look.
The last time he was spotted carrying this weird look was at Kate Henshaw’s book launch last week.
His relationship with his legal wife has never been the same since he messed up.
Chidi Mokeme’s love child is currently in Dubai with Habiba’s family member. What’s your take on Chidi Mokeme’s new look? Hit or miss
CODED-ish News:: Body of two year old exhumed in Church premises in Egbeda
Operatives at the Homicide Section of the state Criminal Investigation Department, SCID, Yaba, Lagos, have begun investigation into the discovery of the decomposing body of a two-year-old child in a church premises in Egbeda area of Lagos.
The pastor (names withheld) has been arrested over the alleged murder of the child.
Although details of investigation were still sketchy at press time, it was gathered that the pastor was allegedly caught burying the dead child in a shallow grave within the church premises.
It was learnt that the said pastor was caught by a neighbor, who had gone out to ease himself at 2a.m., weekend, digging the grave. The neighbor, whose identity was not disclosed, was said to have alerted other residents.
They were said to have reported their findings to policemen at Idimu Division, consequent upon which a team was drafted to the church.
The policemen, as gathered, dug the shallow grave where they discovered and exhumed the body of a baby girl. The body was deposited at the mortuary.
CODED-ish HYPE: May $hua Set To Release Her First Love Song
The event featured the likes of Rymzo, Magnito, RuggedMan, Mbryo, Pelli, Classiq, The Bridge, Sossi, Mc Galaxy and so many other prominent guests who gathered under 1 roof for the launching of May $hua's brand NBR$: Naija's Best Rapping $hawteey.
#CODED-ish News::The Awaiting LAMBA Music Video by RICKYTAN of Craftmenbody, Directed by MR CRAYON is Finally OUT!
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#CODED-ish News::Miley Cyrus Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Talks About His Daughter’s Controversial Performance
And speaking about it, Miley's dad Billy Cyrus defends his daughter's VMA performance when he appeared on CNN's "Piers Morgan Tonight" to talked about his reaction about his daughters drastic transformation.
Miley Cyrus, the center of a lot of controversies these days is on the spotlight once again as her father Billy Ray say's that she is just "being Miley" from a recent interview.
Host Piers Morgan brought up the issue of her "Wrecking Ball" video and as a father he wouldn't be pleased about it, but the "Achy Breaky Heart" singer simply diverted the question by saying:
"It gets even stranger when that little girl becomes a young lady," he said, and mentioned that "the shock factor is tremendously higher than it used to be."
But when asked about his daughter's stripping in her recent video and her sexual innuendos, Billy Ray defend's his daughter by saying, "I'm her daddy. I come for that school of as a singer-songwriter, as a musician, that it starts with a song. And it's that magic moment when a song finds the right artist, the right singer, and it becomes a synchronicity of that moment in time."
He added, "Miley harnessed into something very special. She's just Miley. She's an artist, she's real. I think that's what's happened over the years, Miley has been reinventing her sound. She's evolving as an artist herself. I think that it's all of what everyone is calling controversy now. That's still my Miley."
As for that performance at the MTV VMAs, the dad of the 20-year old Twerking Queen simply stated, "Miley again, you know, I think she could've went out and sang the song in a flannel shirt and a pair of jeans, and it would have still been just as strong.
Would we have been here talking about it? No way."
"I knew that she wanted to do something really special and something everyone would be talking about. I knew she'd been putting a lot of practice and thought into what happened in New York. Again it became that moment of a singer-songwriter-entertainer finding that special moment, and again controversy lies in that special moment.
I don't know any great artist who was luke warm and the fans were just in the middle of it. You either love it or you hate it."
PHOTO OF THE DAY: Glorified Secondary School Setting
Lagosians spend N36billion annually on parties - Governor Fashola
Governor Fashola said:
“This was the study of night life carried out by the government in five local governments including Agege, Mushin, Ifako-Ijaiye and Ikeja and another local government. It showed that more than N36 billion was spent on 1555 parties held within the period. We did a study between October and November last year. We studied from Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, three days every week for four weeks which was 12 nights. In 12 nights, 1555 parties were held in these local governments. In terms of drinks, food and all other engagements during such parties, about N1.2 billion was spent and when we dis-aggregated them we saw how much went to DJ, MC, food and drinks, the total picture in the state now and I don’t want to give you a wrong number but it’s something in the region of about N3 billion monthly on that side of our life and people are playing and impacting on that side of our economy.The governor further stated that Aso Ebi alone gulped a minimum of N1.2billion monthly.