Saturday, August 10, 2013

#CODED-ish::Confession of Lagos Prostitute Who Has Sex With 21 Men Weekly




When it comes to prostitution in Lagos, different persons tend to see the ancient trade from different perspectives.
While the morally upright would hiss and curse at the sight of a call girl, a high profile client with large appetite for carnal matters would not miss the blissful promise the nocturnal calling holds for him.

Similarly, while many would not hesitate to charge at such a lady with names like Ashawo, Karuwa or Akwuna-kwuna, depending on the individual’s cultural roots, some would rather express preference for a more refined phrase like ‘Lady of the Red Light District, commercial sex worker, whore, etc.
However, regardless of the name, the trade remains the same - sex for money.
What started with a courteous line of sympathy eventually morphed into a three-hour-long chat between our correspondent and the prostitute - Kemi (real names withheld).
The conversation started when she declared that she was unhappy. Asked what the matter was, Kemi said she had just lost a substantial amount of money. Read excerpts below:

#CODED-ish FUNPOST: A Reminder to Ladies and Guys Who Bleach their Skin!!!

 


Dear men and ladies who have a penchant for bleaching. Please, in the process of struggling to bleach your skin, don't forget your armpit and knee... They are important and completely crucial.

Did I hear someone say: "Yoruba girls, take note?"lol! *lips sealed*

#CODED-ish Update:: End in sight to ASUU strike???

 


After about 5 weeks of negotiation between the Federal Government and the Academic Staff Union of Universities, it seems like an end to the lingering strike is in sight. After series of meetings, Governor Suswam confirmed that by next week, the strike would be called off ( I sincerely hope so, at least for the sake of thousands of youths just idling and whiling away time when their counterparts in private institutions are making the best use of theirs'). Meanwhile, some institutions like Adamawa State University have made moves to pull out of the strike and I think other universities should tow that line so sanity could be restored to our educational system. Keep up with CODED-ish for more updates on the on-going strike...

Friday, August 9, 2013

CODED-ish Gist::2shotz responds to Beverly Osu's claims of being battered by an ex-bf



 Beverly Osu, who we will all agree kinda talks too much in the BBA House, claimed a few days back that she was battered to the extreme by an ex-rapper boyfriend and even pulled up her shirt to show a scar she got from one of his numerous beatings...to prove she wasn't lying about the abuse. (Women usually don't lie about being abused. If anything, they try to hide it).

She said one time while he was beating her she ran into the bathroom to escape him, but instead of leaving her alone, he broke down the bathroom door and continued beating her.

Beverly didn't mention names...she said rapper boyfriend...and some of us know she once dated 2shotz who is a rapper. She may have been referring to 2shotz or another rapper she dated...I really don't know but some blogs believed Beverly was referring to 2shotz and called him out.

2shotz has responded to the allegations. Find the statement he posted on Facebook after the cut...

CODED-ish Video: Watch Dbanj freestyle in the studio for Hennessy Artistry

Hennessy Artistry headliner, Dbanj is presently putting finishing touches to this year’s theme song. The exciting video sees Dbanj go through a selection of beats produced by fast rising producer, Dee Vee. The track, which is set to premiere on Tuesday, August 13th, has been described as the biggest Hennessy Artistry track in the history of Artistry. Watch.

#CODED-ish News::Universities Have Started Pulling Out Of ASUU Strike

Varsities have started pulling out of ASUU strike which started in July 1, 2013.. FG/SCE gave a go ahead today for uninterested Varsities to opt-out of strike since ASUU is adamant in the negotiations.

Adamawa university has pulled-out.

Adamawa ASUU even confronted ASUU national body for going on strike without due process. Akanu ibiam varsity just announced theirs on NTA.

We're awaiting more varsities. Let's keep our fingers crossed & pray. 

#OFFICIAL::University Of Ibadan Post UTME Form For 2nd Choice Candidates Is Out

The University Of Ibadan, UI has invited all candidates who choose the institution as their 2nd choice, This is the First of its Kind in UI History.

The form fee is #2000. Candidates are to log in to www.admissions.ui.edu.ng/secondchoice to begin the Registration.

For more info, Visit the school site @ www.ui.edu.ng.

Note:- Registration closes on the 16th of August 2013. Goodluck.

#CODED-ish News::Vacancy! Vacancy!! SPIE Oil & Gas Services



SpieSPIE Oil & Gas Services, a specialist subsidiary of the SPIE Group, is an international company providing services to the oil and gas industry.

Job Description

This position is a strong opportunity to work in an international organization in a major industrial project in Oil & Gas with the aim of exposing you to world class project, career planning through our training and development policy.


We expect you to demonstrate a strong work ethic, integrity and willingness to work and communicate effectively with management and clients

Your main missions will be:
Ensures that maintenance operations under your responsibility are carried out in strict accordance with COMPANY’S current safety rules and operating procedures and in accordance with standard industry practice, thereby guaranteeing the quality of maintenance operations, carried out on SITE.

Ensures that COMPANY’S HSE regulations are respected (especially procedures related to Work Permits), as well as approved operating procedures and standard industry practice during preparation and performance of maintenance operations placed under your responsibility.

Organize the job every morning : Take in place Tool Box Talk before opening operations
Manages and Coaches/Mentors the team of technicians directly under your responsibility (2 Seniors & 2 Juniors).

#CODED-ish News:: Two children dumped in a fish pond in Bauchi State


Unknown persons  allegedly dumped two children in a fish pond along  Dumi road, close to Railway quarters in Bauchi metropolises Thursday. It was gathered that one of the kids died before help could come to them while the other was rushed to the Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Teaching Hospital Bauchi and is receiving medical attention.

It was  further learnt that the 2 children are between the ages of 3 to 4 years old.

#CODED-ish News::[A MUST READ] The Bitter Truth about the Igbos- by Femi Fani Kayode



Femi_fani_kayodePermit me to make my second and final contribution to the raging debate about Lagos, who owns it and the seemingly endless tensions that exist between the igbo and the yoruba.

It is amazing how one or two of the numerous nationalities that make up Nigeria secretly wish that they were yoruba and consistently lay claim to Lagos as being partly theirs. Have they forgotten where they came from? I have never heard of a yoruba wanting to give the impression to the world that he is an igbo, an ijaw, an efik or a hausa-fulani or claiming that he is a co-owner of Port Harcourt, Enugu, Calabar, Kano or Kaduna.

Yet more often than not some of those that are not of yoruba extraction but that have lived in Lagos for some part of their lives have tried to claim that they are bona fide Lagosians and honorary members of the yoruba race. Clearly it is time for us to answer the nationality question. These matters have to be settled once and for all.

Lagos and the south west are the land and the patrimony of the yoruba and we will not allow anyone, no matter how fond of them we may be, to take it away from us or share it with us in the name of ”being nice”, ”patriotism”, ”one Nigeria” or anything else. The day that the yoruba are allowed to lay claim to exactly the same rights and privileges that the indigenous people in non-yoruba states and zones enjoy and the day they can operate freely and become commissioners and governors in the Niger Delta states, the north, the Middle Belt and the south-east we may reconsider our position. But up until then we shall not do so. Lagos is not a ”no-man’s land” but the land and heritage of the yoruba people. Others should not try to claim what is not theirs.

#CODED-ish News:: Chris Olwage wins Mr Gay World Contest 2013

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Chris Olwage has won Mr. Gay World contest. He has won it for the second year in a row for New Zealand. The event took place in Antwerp, Belguim. Olwage is known by fans as “the Black Swan” for his pointe ballet performances and appearance on “New Zealand’s Got Talent,”. He beat out 24 other winners of Mister Gay pageants from five continents for the crown on the fifth of August.

The competitors are judged in four categories: Modeling, Sports, Leadership, Knowledge of LGBT related issues
See more Info, Pix and a Video after the cut...

Thursday, August 8, 2013

#CODED-ish News: Fire guts Kenya airport

Firefighters and stranded passengers at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport, Nairobi, Kenya...on Wednesday.
A fire engulfed Kenya’s main airport on Wednesday, forcing the suspension of international passenger flights and choking a vital travel gateway to east Africa.

The country’s anti-terror police boss said he did not believe that there was a terror link to the fire even though it coincided with the 15th anniversary of a twin attack by Islamist militants on the United States embassy in Nairobi and Dar es Salaam, the commercial capital of neighboring Tanzania.

#CODED-ish Music:Pheelz – Popular f. Vector


I think I just have to concur with Vector on this one...nice instrumental by sensational Mr.  Producer Pheelz!! Share your thoughts!


#CODED-ish:::10 Year-Old Nigerian Zuriel Breaks Record, Becomes Youngest To Be Interviewed By Forbes Magazine

Zuriel Elise Oyewole is only ten years old, but has interviewed Presidents of Tanzania, Mauritius, and Malawi,one of Africa’s only two female national leaders, others are ex-presidents Jerry John Rawlings and John Kufuor of Ghana including one-on-one interview with Africa’s most successful businessman, Mr. Aliko Dangote, this has got her a spot as the youngest person on earth to be interviewed by Forbes Magazine.

#CODED-ish Gist:Dr Sid and Simi Osomo get engaged


The Mavin artist proposed to his fashionista girlfriend Simi Osomo yesterday in Venice, Italy. Mehn check out the ring on Simi's finger. Big congrats to them. See the ring up close after the cut..

#CODED-ish News::70% Of Students Passes WAEC 2013

The West African Examinations Council (WAEC) yesterday released the full results of 1,543,683 candidates who sat for its May/June 2013 Secondary Senior School Certificate Examination (SSCE).


The Head of National Office (HNO) of WAEC, Dr Charles Eguridu, announced the results yesterday when he addressed a news conference in Lagos

The number represents 91.38 per cent of 1,689,188 candidates who registered for the examination.
Eguridu said 889,636 candidates obtained six credits and above, while 1,074,065 others obtained five credits and above.
 
The development represents a considerable departure from the past as 70 per cent of the students passed the 2013 WASSCE with five credits. According to him, the results of 145,505 others, representing 8.62 per cent, were being processed due to some errors.

``These errors are traceable to the candidates as well as their schools in the course of registration or writing the examination.''

The HNO explained that such errors were being corrected by the council to enable the affected candidates to get their results fully processed and released subsequently.

Eguridu disclosed that the council cancelled the result of 2,176 candidates. He explained that the cancellation was due to multiple entries by the candidates discovered while processing the results.

``In line with the council's regulation, the entire results of such candidates who have been found guilty of this act had been cancelled, `` he said.

The HNO also said 112,865 results of candidates, representing 6.75 per cent, were withheld due to examination malpractice.

Eguridu pointed out that the cases were being investigated and that reports of the investigations would be presented to the Nigeria Examinations Committee (NEC) for consideration.

Further breakdown revealed that 1,225,591 candidates obtained credits and above in four subjects, 1,353,273 obtained credits and above in three subjects, while 1,465,581 obtained credits and above in two subjects.

Eguridu said that of the 121 blind candidates, 117 attempted it while 24 obtained five credits in five subjects including English Language.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

CODED-ish Music: Outro (Love Music)- Wizkid

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New tune from the Star Boy Entertainment camp, this one is title “Outro (Love Music)”.  Wizkid’s album will be released in coming weeks, watch out for that.
Produced by Maleek Berry.
Press play and tell me what you think!
 DOWNLOAD

#CODED-ish: Lágbájá 's Hillarious Write-up: The principle of mumuism as practiced in mumu kingdom (MUST READ!!!!)

 



Mumu is not a condition I proudly proclaim. It was with a heavy heart that I came to this shocking realization that we are indeed a country of mumus. Harsh as it might sound, no other explanation would suffice. It is apparent that the “leaders” know that they would always get away with whatever incredible schemes they concoct because, amongst other reasons,

Hilarious comedy skit: Orijin in Ibadan featuring Seyi Law

 

Comedian Seyi Law serves up another comedy skit that will have you belly-aching. You can win invites to this fantastic event by calling into your favourite radio station (Ibadan) and answering  questions. Remember also, you have to be 18 and above to be able to attend this all exclusive event. Y'all need to watch this video...it's hilarious!

Monday, August 5, 2013

#CODED-ish News::Law student found dead after night out with "Sugar Daddy" (Photo)


WARNING TO ALL Girls:

Please be careful on how you take from men, do not be greedy. This girl, a 23 years old law student of the Univerisity of Abuja, went to sit out with an unknown rich man in a hotel who she only met on the internet [facebook], her room mate warned her not to go but she insisted. The following morning, she was found laying dead [pictured]. Autopsy has revealed that she was poisoned. Had she listened to her room mate,
this would not have happened. May her soul RIP and may you, your friends or family members never
be a victim of such calamity, Amen.

#BBA The Chase::Beverly Osu's Sex Escapades In Big Brother Bedroom


Beverly Osu, Nigeria’s rep at the ongoing Big Brother Africa reality show, has come under heavy criticism for having s*x with South African housemate, Angelo Collins two times within 24hours.

A new 3minute video showing Beverly Osu and her fellow housemate-turned lover, Angelo Collins doing "it" is already going viral on the social media...

In the video, in which Beverly lies atop Angelo, the two love birds are heard moaning in a suggestive way. The compromising position and accompanying movement have given many viewers the impression that the bathroom session was like the proverbial handshake that went beyond the elbows. Besides, a photograph of the two, showing them sharing some intimacy under the bed sheets, is also circulating on social media.

And trust Nigerians at moments likes this. They have been reacting like craze, with many wondering why she had to give in to what they call “sexual urges” under the full glare of the cameras.
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A Facebook user, Peter Francis, wrote, “She is a disgrace to Nigeria. She couldn’t keep her pants on for the sake of dignity. She has portrayed the image of Nigerian girls as being wayward.”
some even go as far as transferring their anger to TV personality and Channel O presenter Denrele Edun.
Reason being that Denrele Edun supposedly got Beverly on the Big Brother Africa reality show just as he 'helped' Goldie and Karen Igho.....The tweets are really mean, see them below:

#CODED-ish News::Rihanna gets down & dirty at Barbados Carnival(Photos)

 Queen of Raunchy, set Barbados Carnival on fire with her raunchy moves and hot carnival attire..She spent the whole Saturday night partying on the streets…
Rihanna is just everywhere…Jet setter
 See more pics below...

Sunday, August 4, 2013

#BBA The Chase:Not again, Beverly rides Bimp (Photo)


Moments after Angelo jumped out of the Jacuzzi, Beverly had a little bit of fun with Bimp.

The Chasemates decided to forget about their worries and all jumped into the Jacuzzi for a round of conversation and laughter. Conspicuous in their absence was Elikem and Cleo, who bonded in the bedroom.

Once the heady mixture of alcohol and bubbles took effect, Angelo decided he and Beverly would call it a night and head to bed. As soon as he disappeared into the kitchen, Beverly playfully pounced on Bimp and started gyrating on him like a cat in heat. All Bimp could do was just smile sheepishly as the sexy Nigerian gave him a hearty, albeit brief show.

As soon as she had started, Beverly dismounted and followed her beau into the House. How naughty is Beverly?

#CODED-ish Fashion::New Wonder Bra For Women That Makes The 'Job' Easier For Men (PHOTOS)



 The is the new wonder bra, InvisiBra: a strapless, backless bra that has just been produced for women to wear in order to maintain their dignity.
The bra claims to be a backless, strapless, self- adhesive bra that will lift and enhance cleavage but won’t slip off. They say that due to the fact that most normal bras are burdensome to women - and men alike - Stick-
on InvisiBra glues onto the bosoms to give cleavage a boost - with NO fabric necessary

THE INVISIBLE BRA: HOW DOES IT WORK?
1. It is the clasp of the InvisiBra that makes it different, the firm says.
2. The stickiness is a special glue from Germany that regenerates itself every time it is washed.
'3. The shape of the cups for InvisiBra are unique and the way they are placed on the bosoms and then clasped together in the centre gives the wearer support and lift.
4. 'It is the only self-adhesive bra that gives you a cleavage,' they say.
5. Handwash only, each bra can be reused up to 200 times.
6. InvisiBras are made from medical grade silicone with fabric or lace placed over the cups.
7. Invisibra say their silicone is medically proven to be safe for the skin.

#CODED-ish News::Hotel in Onitsha where 2 human heads were allegedly discovered (Photo)

This is the popular hotel in Onitsha that was demolished by the Anambra State government last week after two human skulls were allegedly discovered inside. The hotel, called Upper Class Hotel, is located at 8 Old Market Road, Onitsha and is owned by business man, Mr Bonaventure Mokwe.

The human skulls, a male and a female head, were discovered after the Nigerian police raided the hotel following a tip off. Mr Mokwe has been arrested along with 10 other people.

#CODED-ish Fact:: 5 Animals That Never DIE!


The Sea Anemone: The lowly sea anemone doesn't look like an immortal animal. In fact, it doesn't even look like an animal. In between swaying to the left, swaying to the right, and occasionally swallowing a bit of debris, this brainless polyp is busy defying everything we know about mortality. A sea anemone doesn't age as it gets older; it simply grows bigger. Fortunately for those who find this a little creepy, none of them have lived long enough to develop sentience yet-- they get wiped out at around age 80 by heat, water pollution, infections and greedy collectors.


 The Lobster:

#CODED-ish News::Babysitter Arrested For Having Sex With 9-Yr-Old Boy



 A teenage babysitter, Jalissa Baez, 19, was arrested for having sex with a 9-year-old boy.
According to the police chief, who arrested her after a six-month long investigation, Baez, 19, who lives in Pennsylvania, was arrested for sleeping with the 9-year-old boy, after she had been hired to babysit him.

Jalissa was branded a "threat to the community" by the police chief, who arrested her after a long investigation.

According to police reports, the babysitter warned the boy not tell anyone about their "relationship".

A father was devastated when he learned that the sexual relationship lasted for six months.

The father hired the girl to babysit his son while he was at work. Instead of caring for the him, she flirted with the child and got him to have sex with her.

Baez was booked into jail on charges of involuntary sexual intercourse with a child, indecent assault, endangering the welfare of a child, corruption of a minor and indecent exposure. Her bail was set at $25,000.
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